Laura stuffs Corby

Lots of chat in the press about some bint signing a Stat Dec to say that a former boyfriend (who allegedly worked at Sydney Airport) had told her years ago that he saw a baggage handler bring a sh!tload of ganja to work then stuff it in some bag in a panic when a supervisor hovered by. Allegedly that "some bag" was Schapelle Corby's.

"New evidence has reportedly emerged in the case of convicted Australian drug smuggler Schapelle Corby, sparking a theory that marijuana found in her luggage may have been planted by a rogue baggage handler.

Corby is serving 20 years at Indonesia's Kerobokan jail after being caught with more than 4kg of the drug at Denpasar Airport on October 8, 2004."

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On the nooz tonight it was reported that a high ranking Indonesian official said the Stat Dec meant nothing as it was based on Hearsay.

Sue said she had come forward now because of her conscience.

Sounds a pile.

Indeed. 7 years before her conscience got the better of her. All she's done is stir the sh!t up again, which when it gets to Kerobokan will only send Corby already loopier than she already is.

she won't get out even if it is true, the indonesians are not going to recognise it cos they would lose face.

Hey CT, welcome back.

Indeed, welcome back CT. Please make a few more posts.

How come you're still wheeling out the same old Laura material? Does it make your willy tingle? Fair enough, it makes your willy tingle. I'll leave you to it.

Knew a bird called Laura Corby. I'd have smashed it, probs.

Which town in Nants was she from?

And did she bring her own trouser press?

PeterCS wrote:Which town in Nants was she from?

Somewhere out of county. Northernish. I was being typically facetious with my smash comments. I mean, I would've theoretically, but blah blah blah... one-trick pony..

One-trick pony? You or her? Or your hand?

All of us.

Ah yes, but ....

I've got two eyes, one, two
They're both the same size, one, two
I've got two eyes...and they're both the same size.

I've got two ears, one, two
They help me hear, one, two
I've got two ears, they help me hear

Two arms have I, one, two
I can hold them up high, one, two
Two arms have I, I can hold them up high ....

And I've got two balls, one, two
They're round and small
I've got two balls, and they're round and small

Errrmmmm touche Touch eh?

Only for lumps. Honest.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:How come you're still wheeling out the same old Laura material? Does it make your willy tingle? Fair enough, it makes your willy tingle. I'll leave you to it.

It's obvious, Laura. You made the arse of all arses of yourself in one of the classic FB threads and I pay homage to it. Oh, and it sh!ts you to tears. I bet you got all tingly when you saw your name, only to be crestfallen at the content of the thread.

CT wrote:she won't get out even if it is true, the indonesians are not going to recognise it cos they would lose face.

Nice to see you here again CT.

skully wrote:

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:How come you're still wheeling out the same old Laura material? Does it make your willy tingle? Fair enough, it makes your willy tingle. I'll leave you to it.

It's obvious, Laura. You made the arse of all arses of yourself in one of the classic FB threads and I pay homage to it. Oh, and it sh!ts you to tears. I bet you got all tingly when you saw your name, only to be crestfallen at the content of the thread.

I was talking about the chucklesome Laura thing, not the hearsay thing (although, surely that is bordering on mental illness now? It was, what, 4 years ago? Yeah, hahaha and all that but surely some other funny stuff has happened in the world since? It's almost like some have nothing else to talk about).

And getting excited about my 'name' in the title. Really?! Gosh.

I've got nothing against you but you still seem to hold some (long forgotten by me) internet grudge. Like I said, do carry on.