England v India, 2nd Test, Trent Bridge, 29 Jul-2 Aug, 2011

Welsh qunts.

Trent Bridge has moved?

taipan wrote:

furriner wrote:

doctorspin wrote:JIMMMAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

WTF? Now he's started taking wickets before the game even begins?

He has to.

I see on the weather gizmo that it is already clouding over.

Nothing that a few burnt effigies won't light up nicely.

taipan wrote:Trent Bridge has moved?

**ahem** Refer to the Glossary.

TRREMMBLEHHHHHHHH!!

Looks like Tremlett is out, so...

Cook
Strauss
Trott
KP
Bell
Morgan
Prior
Broad
Bresnan
Swann
Anderson

Ohh, sh!t!

England bowler Chris Tremlett is a doubt for Friday's second Test against India because of injury.

The 29-year-old broke down in a nets session on Thursday morning with hamstring and back problems.

Despite taking four wickets in England's 196-run win over India in the first Test at Lords, Tremlett appeared to be carrying an injury.

Earlier in the summer, the Surrey paceman took career best Test figures of 6-48 against Sri Lanka.

Brezzy lad it is, then. Don't think he'll do a bad job. Swann at 10! Have we ever had such a strong tail?

Can't think of one.

With a 4 man attack you can't take chances so i'd rule him out now and get on with it

Yeah, definitely. It doesn't seem he'll recover anyway - back and hammy. He's toast.

It was good whilst it lasted. This era's Simon Jones.

Not in the way he bowled, obviously, but injury proneness and talent wise they are similar.

Strauss is confident that he will play. Maybe better not to risk him though.

It's a shame - bitch-tits is out, so it's either Weako or Wankstain to replace him. Mr Overrated is almost likely out as well, which will add to the Indian's moral victory (even though he's shitheap)

Translation please

It's a shame - Zaheer is out, so it's either Munaf or Sreesanth to replace him. Gambhir is almost likely out as well, which will add to the Indian's moral victory (even though he's shitheap).

Sreesanth is not a wankstain.

He's a f*cknut.

Well someone's got to be a wankstain. There's a couple of chests in the England team that the sticky label could be slapped to....

Broad and Harbhajan are bona fide wankstains.

Sreesanth is just simply a fu*knut. He's harmless - he's a fading memory. He doesn't have the substance to leave a streak of wank behind him as he slides off your memory bank.

He'll play in the next Test FFS! And he'll act all qunty, guaranteed! It was only 7 months ago he qunted Graeme Smith out!

Broad actually seems alright off the field whereas Bhaji is an utter c**t both on and off.

No, I disagree. Broad's a cast iron qunt. Jimmy's apparently quite sound off the field but on it, he too be a qunt.

Brass Monkey wrote:Ohh, sh!t!

England bowler Chris Tremlett is a doubt for Friday's second Test against India because of injury.

The 29-year-old broke down in a nets session on Thursday morning with hamstring and back problems.

Despite taking four wickets in England's 196-run win over India in the first Test at Lords, Tremlett appeared to be carrying an injury.

Earlier in the summer, the Surrey paceman took career best Test figures of 6-48 against Sri Lanka.

Brezzy lad it is, then. Don't think he'll do a bad job. Swann at 10! Have we ever had such a strong tail?

No point risking Tremlett if he's struggling - it's not like it's the deciding Test. There's three to play. Get him right for the next one.

Not a huge Bresnan fan, but it might well work out in England's favour as, should TB prove to be as swingy as its reputation would have you believe, T-Brez is more likely to get sideways movement than C-Trem. I just hope in the absence of Tremlett's bounce England don't insist Broad don his "Enforcer" pyjamas and have a bash at being Trem-lite.

With my Andrew Strauss hat of negativity on, it also can't hurt to be one-up in the series and going into the next Test with three number eights. If you can't win, don't lose.

Oh, and the weather in Norwegian has us dry for all five days.

Which would be bloody marvellous.

Long range forecasts aren't worth spit.