Howstat - deceased?

Anyone able to get to the 'howstat' website?

http://www.howstat.com

It would be a shame if it had kicked its feet up and died, while occasionally inaccurate, it contained lots of interesting stats.

Not able, no.

It does that sometimes. It'll be back up in a day or two.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:It does that sometimes. It'll be back up in a day or two.

e-viagra or e-cialis?

Porn.

Is that anything like your much-promised-but-never-delivered story about the capon?

FFS, Zat.

I think I'll come back later..........

My much promised but never delivered story about the capon is better than porn. One of the reasons I've never told it is because it'll give anyone who reads it a knob-on for the rest of their lives. Then you'd be left with little choice but to do this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm

lardy and Dem, I got the answer I was looking for, so I thought I might as well let this thread join the 'Forum Christmas Party' one as quality works of literature.

Now I'm brimming with pride.

What does brimming feel like? Is it painful?

Not quite as good as

Demelza wrote:Now I'm brimming with blancmange.

Makes a change from meringue

As I said Lardie.......regrets, I've had a few.

Certainly looked like it!

Not quite as good as what? Hobnobs? Custard Cremes? Bourbons? WHAT??!

Bounty Bars? Chocolate crackles? Jaffa Cakes? Escargots in garlic?

I thought better of my very rude comment, so now you'll never know what I said!

BTW, I was told today that it was actually a Clementine Meringue.

I expect an email with lots of naked pictures illustrating your comment otherwise I'm going to sulk.

Everyone saw your Red Dwarf reference ...

Demelza wrote:BTW, I was told today that it was actually a Clementine Meringue.

Come again?

GO TO WORK

There's no need to squirt your anger all over this thread...