Re: New Zealand vs Zimbabwe, Only Test, Napier, 26-30 January, 2012

by skully Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:04

So Brownlie did a Shaun Marsh then?

by Brass Monkey Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:13

They were held together by a LRPL Taylor special... who knows how it'd have gone if it wasn't for him... and Aus lost to this rabble Laughing

by G.Wood Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:39

Kudos to the zimbots for picking a donkey drop bowler

by Brass Monkey Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:51

See LRPLTaylor's f*cked it. Pulled up lame. Had to retire hurt. Watling bangs a 50 and have a guess.... rain......................................

NZ never let us down. Sort of like Wales. Without the sheep. Oh......

by tricycle Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:59

Zimbabwe are farked. How bad is Ross Taylor's injury?

by Brass Monkey Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:05

Not sure because Zimbabwe are farked... they haven't taken a wicket.

My dodgy link got cut off and can't find another today so am without eyes and ears.

by skully Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:12

From Dickinfo:

SW Masakadza to Bracewell, no run, DROPPED! Bracewell tried to repeat the stroke but couldn't keep it down, went straight to short cover who shelled an absolute sitter, Zimbabwe fail to take an important chance

How useless are the Bots?? Shocked

by tricycle Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:20

By whom? I should sing a lament about Ray Price's injury.

by skully Fri 27 Jan 2012, 04:43

Sh!t weather, earthquakes, rabid flightless birds, angry sheep, flat decks and Eastern Suburbs dole bludgers. Fark Snoozerville.

by tricycle Fri 27 Jan 2012, 22:47

Ross Taylor out till the South Africa tests.

And Zimbabwe are farking it up with another wicket falling. 2/8

by JGK Fri 27 Jan 2012, 23:00

Now 3/9.

by tricycle Fri 27 Jan 2012, 23:19

4 down, going in the sh!t.

by tricycle Fri 27 Jan 2012, 23:37

Finally they get to lunch. 5/20. Good effort.

by PeterCS Sat 28 Jan 2012, 00:01

Zim-Kebab-we

by tricycle Sat 28 Jan 2012, 00:30

Zim-crap-we
6/24. Telephone number on the cards.

by DJ_Smerk Sat 28 Jan 2012, 00:51

FFS. Bangladesh are laughing at you Zimbabwe. Are you happy with that? Well, are you?

No, I didn't think so. Hit some boundaries, FFS.

by Blackadder Sat 28 Jan 2012, 00:54

I am sure India would give the Zimbots a good game.

by skully Sat 28 Jan 2012, 01:08

Dear God in Heaven. 8-50.

The Bots are the most Cheaping bunch of Cheapers that ever Cheaped Test Cricket Cheaply. FMD and FFS. Rolling Eyes

by DJ_Smerk Sat 28 Jan 2012, 01:10

That's it I've lost all faith in the under dog and humanity.

by tricycle Sat 28 Jan 2012, 01:12

Serious sh!t from Zimbabwe. It is best for them to play more matches against second eleven national teams.

by DJ_Smerk Sat 28 Jan 2012, 01:18

Nine down. Zimbabwe in for a hiding here.

by DJ_Smerk Sat 28 Jan 2012, 01:22

51 all out.

Pathetic display. Utterly pathetic.

NZ should bat again and hammer Zimbabwe into further submission.

by tricycle Sat 28 Jan 2012, 01:23

51 all out
Radio- turned off, scorecard- closed. Zimbabwe? Never heard of them.

by DJ_Smerk Sat 28 Jan 2012, 01:26

Ireland and Afghanistan can do no worse in the test arena than Zimbabwe and Bangladesh.

by tricycle Sat 28 Jan 2012, 01:28

Doubt India could do worse than them and I'd wager that Guernsey could give India a run for its money.

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