testing ... is this one of your cars, Ian?

Fail

Looks good to me.

Your edit shows.

The title change?

That would be one of them...

Brakes sound a little dodgy.

The Imperial nipples seem a bit irritable today. No smell of oily rags?

Third day laid low with a stomach bug. Sick, and sick of it.

Kin ell man, hope you get better soon. Those stomach bugs can be a real shit, pardon the pun. They totally waste you.

It's probably typhoid, from the local takeaway.

lardbucket wrote:It's probably typhoid, from the local takeaway.

What's the incubation period? Could I have caught it in Perth? I'd like to blame the Wozzie if possible.

Could be. On the other hand, cirrhosis now looms as a possibility.

Meh, Cirrhosis always looms as a possibility.

I'm now guessing that you had some half-cooked dodgy pepperoni pizza with embee, and that you hoped the 38 beers that accompanied it sterilised the cholera, staphylococci, enteropathogenic E coli, and Salmonella all over it. Bad news, Emperor. You have The Assassin Bug.

Zat and MB had sex??? Like, omigosh. Lulz.

Was I the only one humming along to Ecstacy of gold, or did no one else make it to that bit?

humming, yes.

lardbucket wrote:I'm now guessing that you had some half-cooked dodgy pepperoni pizza with embee, and that you hoped the 38 beers that accompanied it sterilised the cholera, staphylococci, enteropathogenic E coli, and Salmonella all over it. Bad news, Emperor. You have The Assassin Bug.

Well, it was a large bowl of mussels, not pizza.

The number of beers may have been 38 in normal terms, given the large glasses they were being served in at the Belgian Beer Cafe. (I recommend the blondeleffe, especially if you can 'borrow' the 'souvenir' glass it is served in.)

But does The Assassin Bug take 12 days to kick in?

Actually, closer to 19 days, I think it might be.

Zat wrote:Third day laid low with a stomach bug. Sick, and sick of it.

Ah, this explains the time you've found recently to watch shithouse movies.

Get well soon, ol' c0ck.

Having my first alcoholic beverage in days tonight. So far, so good...

And why isn't any other qunt trying to boost the Febrewery post count to 8000 and beyond? Slackers...

Anyhoo, off to bed before I get an even stronger desire to down more alkeyhole. I don't think returning to work from three days sick leave with a hangover would be a good look...

Zat wrote:Having my first alcoholic beverage in days tonight. So far, so good...

Still, on the up side, can't have been bad for the beef loss program?