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Post by Invader Zim Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:05 pm

Generally I hate the warnings that get sent around, but I must admit this one is important.

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your bum, do NOT show him your bum.

This is a scam - he only wants to see your bum.

I wish I had got this yesterday.
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Post by taipan Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:11 pm

Invader Zim wrote:Generally I hate the warnings that get sent around, but I must admit this one is important.

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your bum, do NOT show him your bum.

This is a scam - he only wants to see your bum.

I wish I had got this yesterday.

Zimmy in late challenge for oldest joke award.
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Post by doremi Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:12 pm

So, you'd have known to pursue other means to see people's bums?
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Post by Invader Zim Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:14 pm

taipan wrote:Zimmy in late challenge for oldest joke award.
Bah. What do you know from fun.
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Post by Guest Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:14 pm

I just do that as a matter of course anyway when someone comes to the door. Especially the little carol singers.

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Post by taipan Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:17 pm

Invader Zim wrote:
taipan wrote:Zimmy in late challenge for oldest joke award.
Bah. What do you know from fun.

Zimmy is now the front runner in lamest comeback award, just edging out merlin.
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Post by Invader Zim Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:29 pm

Someone needs a hug.
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Post by *Buckaroo* Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:42 pm

ok give me a hug
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Post by Merlin Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:46 pm

Invader Zim wrote:Someone needs a hug.
Well ... don't just stand there.
You give it to him.
Make sure you keep the pressure on the neck for more than 20 minutes...

Call me when you're done.... there's a glass of Single Malt with your name on it.

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Post by eowyn Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:48 pm

I thought that said fair drinks warning......

Thanks for the stout BTW Smile
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Post by tac Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:50 pm

eowyn wrote:I thought that said fair drinks warning......

Thanks for the stout BTW Smile

Stout what?
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Post by taipan Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:51 pm

tac wrote:
eowyn wrote:I thought that said fair drinks warning......

Thanks for the stout BTW Smile

Stout what?

Effort?
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Post by tac Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:52 pm

Yeoman?
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Post by Merlin Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:53 pm

eowyn wrote:I thought that said fair drinks warning......

Thanks for the stout BTW Smile
Do they still sell Makeson's oop Norf then?

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Post by eowyn Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:07 pm

A stout stout
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Post by *Buckaroo* Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:07 pm

Merlin wrote:Make sure you keep the pressure on the neck for more than 20 minutes...

Call me when you're done.... there's a glass of Single Malt with your name on it.

Cheers.

wot a malignant little fart.
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Post by taipan Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:08 pm

*Buckaroo* wrote:
Merlin wrote:Make sure you keep the pressure on the neck for more than 20 minutes...

Call me when you're done.... there's a glass of Single Malt with your name on it.

Cheers.

wot a malignant little fart.

Little is probably the comment that will cut the deepest.
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Post by Invader Zim Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:18 pm

Actually for strangulation to occur the flow of blood to be brain only needs to be stopped for a matter of seconds...

But then merlo would have known that.
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Post by *Buckaroo* Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:23 pm

taipan wrote:
Little is probably the comment that will cut the deepest.

how little ?
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Post by eowyn Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:24 pm

taips, you got something I'm assuming is shaving foam all over you......
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Post by taipan Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:24 pm

*Buckaroo* wrote:
taipan wrote:
Little is probably the comment that will cut the deepest.

how little ?

Height and length
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Post by *Buckaroo* Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:26 pm

Merlo = Murli ?
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Post by Merlin Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:04 pm

Invader Zim wrote:Actually for strangulation to occur the flow of blood to be brain only needs to be stopped for a matter of seconds...

But then merlo would have known that.
:laule:
Is taips' single celled brain that tiny ?
Okay then, as you wish, make it just a few seconds.

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Post by taipan Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:06 pm

Merlin wrote:
Invader Zim wrote:Actually for strangulation to occur the flow of blood to be brain only needs to be stopped for a matter of seconds...

But then merlo would have known that.
:laule:
Is taips' single celled brain that tiny ?
Okay then, as you wish, make it just a few seconds.

Okay, Zimmy you are safe. merlin rushes back into thelead.
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