Re: Pakistan talent thread- jaw dropping cricketers!!

[Brass Monkey]

Oh. I thought it was because you had the mentality of a six year old.

[PlanetPakistan]

6 year old is still well ahead of a "monkey".

You are clearly having some personal problems for the last few months, your posts have been very bitter and against the teachings of Islam. You should start praying 5 times a day, i have a feeling that you are missing fajr(morning prayers).

[Brass Monkey]

Well. I have been put in my place. **sniff**

[Guest]

6 year old is still well ahead of a "monkey".

You are clearly having some personal problems for the last few months, your posts have been very bitter and against the teachings of Islam. You should start praying 5 times a day, i have a feeling that you are missing fajr(morning prayers).

Being Muslim didn't stop any of Pakistan's players from cheating.

[PlanetPakistan]

6 year old is still well ahead of a "monkey".

You are clearly having some personal problems for the last few months, your posts have been very bitter and against the teachings of Islam. You should start praying 5 times a day, i have a feeling that you are missing fajr(morning prayers).

Being Muslim didn't stop any of Pakistan's players from cheating.

They didn't have beards that is why they cheated. I thought it was quite apparent but clearly you don't know ....

Do you have a beard?

[lardbucket]

Lay off the troll pills, PP, you've overdone them.

[PlanetPakistan]

Lay off the troll pills, PP, you've overdone them.

errr...i am only discussing the cricketers from Pakistan.

[PeterCS]

I notice there are others you have also missed out:

Hanif Mohammad

Hanif was the first star of Pakistan cricket, the "Little Master" who played the longest innings in Test history - his 970-minute 337 against West Indies in Bridgetown in 1957-58 - then followed it a year later with the highest first-class innings to that point, 499 run out. With such feats, broadcast on radio, he turned cricket in Pakistan from the preserve of the Lahore educated elite into the mass sport it is today. Although famous for his immaculate defence and never hitting the ball in the air, Hanif could also attack, and was probably the originator of the reverse-sweep. His versatility extended to captaining and keeping wicket, and bowling right- and left-handed in Test cricket.

Zaheer Abbas

There was not a touch of arrogance about Zaheer's batting but of lyrical, fluent movement, his innings memorable for a refined, effortless beauty. His strength was precision and timing. He had the ability to go on back and front foot with equal facility, on occasions moving from backward to forward or vice versa during the course of one stroke and yet send the ball crashing to the fence. A high back-lift gave him a touch of elegance, and combined with powerful and supple wrists guiding the ball into the gaps on both sides of the wicket, he scored a very high proportion of his runs in boundaries.

Are you only really interested in bowlers?

[Guest]

6 year old is still well ahead of a "monkey".

You are clearly having some personal problems for the last few months, your posts have been very bitter and against the teachings of Islam. You should start praying 5 times a day, i have a feeling that you are missing fajr(morning prayers).

Being Muslim didn't stop any of Pakistan's players from cheating.

They didn't have beards that is why they cheated. I thought it was quite apparent but clearly you don't know ....

Do you have a beard?

In that case we must conduct a serious investigation into the women's team! Aamer never looked like he could grow one anyway.

And yes, I do have a beard. This actually gets me a lot of attention, but only from men.

[PlanetPakistan]

I notice there are others you have also missed out:

Hanif Mohammad

Hanif was the first star of Pakistan cricket, the "Little Master" who played the longest innings in Test history - his 970-minute 337 against West Indies in Bridgetown in 1957-58 - then followed it a year later with the highest first-class innings to that point, 499 run out. With such feats, broadcast on radio, he turned cricket in Pakistan from the preserve of the Lahore educated elite into the mass sport it is today. Although famous for his immaculate defence and never hitting the ball in the air, Hanif could also attack, and was probably the originator of the reverse-sweep. His versatility extended to captaining and keeping wicket, and bowling right- and left-handed in Test cricket.

Zaheer Abbas

There was not a touch of arrogance about Zaheer's batting but of lyrical, fluent movement, his innings memorable for a refined, effortless beauty. His strength was precision and timing. He had the ability to go on back and front foot with equal facility, on occasions moving from backward to forward or vice versa during the course of one stroke and yet send the ball crashing to the fence. A high back-lift gave him a touch of elegance, and combined with powerful and supple wrists guiding the ball into the gaps on both sides of the wicket, he scored a very high proportion of his runs in boundaries.

Are you only really interested in bowlers?

Bowlers are certainly more interesting

From what i have heard about Hanif, i don't he was much of a stroke maker but Zaheer Abbass is an excellent addition Peter. I like bowlers like Shoaib and Zahid and batsmen like Mark Waugh, Yousuf and Zaheer Abbass.

[PlanetPakistan]

In that case we must conduct a serious investigation into the women's team! Aamer never looked like he could grow one anyway.

And yes, I do have a beard. This actually gets me a lot of attention, but only from men.

Well women should obviously wear a burka and stay in the kitchen. They should not be allowed to leave their house unless they are interested in coming to my place to learn English.

Are you gay? if yes then good work if not then perhaps you should work on the curvature of your beard, the burka girls like it parabolic.

[Guest]

Well women should obviously wear a burka and stay in the kitchen. They should not be allowed to leave their house unless they are interested in coming to my place to learn English.

Are you gay? if yes then good work if not then perhaps you should work on the curvature of your beard, the burka girls like it parabolic.

I agree women should stay in the kitchen, but I'd prefer it if they would do so naked.

I'm not gay and neither are the men who've commented (that I know of). I think it's just because they would kind of like to grow a beard, but they must conform to the way society/fashion expect them to look, which is clean shaven, but I don't care about such things.

Who knows, maybe they were gay and all gay men want a beard-wank. You should be wary!

[PlanetPakistan]

Majid Khan is a player who deserves to be mentioned. He was a very gifted player

[PlanetPakistan]

Dare i say Kamran Akmal....surely based on talent alone he comes close to making the list.

No one knows how "clean" he is but there was a time in 2004-05 when he was the best wicket keeper in the world(purely based on keeping). His batting has always been a bit "magical" as was proven today....

[PeterCS]

So, is this the "barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen" thread, or the Kamran Akmal Appreciation Thread?

[Brass Monkey]

Haaa... Kamran Akmal?

[lardbucket]

Haaa... Kamran Akmal?

Bliks' earlier comments on this absurd suggestion might bear repetition. I think they"re in the Forum Gold section.

[taipan]

Haaa... Kamran Akmal?

I think the flag burning has gone to his head.

[PeterCS]

Where is Mo Sami?

[Brass Monkey]

Aye, if you're sticking in Kamran Akmal you may as well have Sami and Mo Akram. Heck, you may as well stick in Faisal Iqbal

[Basil]

Dare i say Kamran Akmal....surely based on talent alone he comes close to making the list.

No one knows how "clean" he is but there was a time in 2004-05 when he was the best wicket keeper in the world(purely based on keeping). His batting has always been a bit "magical" as was proven today....

Which list is he on then "Shoitest player ever to keep wicket for their country", or "All-Time Cheating Qunts"- both perhaps?

[PlanetPakistan]

Haaa... Kamran Akmal?

Did you watch yesterday's match, he played well.

[PlanetPakistan]

I understand that it is a VERY VERY controversial choice to put Kamran in the same league as talents like Zahid, Shoaib, Zaheer etc. I think he is a very fine batsman who has underachieved rather like Yuvraj Singh of India.

[Brass Monkey]

Yeah, was a great innings the other day. Consistent underachieving points to massive technical deficiencies though, so if I were a bonafide Pakistani talent I'd be insulted to have him in my bracket.

[lardbucket]

Haaa... Kamran Akmal?

Did you watch yesterday's match, he played well.

He's not even the most talented cricketer in his family.

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