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Post by Gary 111 Mon 29 Jul 2013, 22:39

I am selecting a worst Pakistan XI made up of WHITE cricketers. Can anyone help with my team?

Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe (wk)
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe (captain)
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe
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Post by PeterCS Mon 29 Jul 2013, 22:52

Imran Khan looked a bit anaemic on occasion.
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Post by Brass Monkey Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:00

You should've seen Aamer Sohail when he saw Rentaghost - he looked like DCOi Fwaank Burnsoide. Get him IN the SIDE.
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Post by Gary 111 Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:06

Okay guys, here's the updated team:

Aamer Sohail
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe (wk)
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe
Imran Khan
Duncan Sharpe (captain)
Jemima Khan
Duncan Sharpe

Imran and Jemima are a world-class pairing.
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Post by beamer Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:09

Can't quite tell if this player was white, but he was apparently a Christian and had a very non-Pakistani name...

http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakistan/content/player/41278.html

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Post by Gary 111 Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:12

beamer wrote:Can't quite tell if this player was white, but he was apparently a Christian and had a very non-Pakistani name...

http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakistan/content/player/41278.html

I think he was half WHITE and half ASIAN...

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Post by baggygreen Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:20

Usman Koala
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Post by PeterCS Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:20

beamer wrote:Can't quite tell if this player was white, but he was apparently a Christian and had a very non-Pakistani name...

http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakistan/content/player/41278.html

No, no, you've all got the wrong guy's picture.

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Post by tricycle Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:32

Racist whiteys not shagging enough Pakistanis

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Post by Gary 111 Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:37

tricycle wrote:Racist whiteys not shagging enough Pakistanis

This will change, as Pakistani men are well known as being deeply handsome. Imran Khan, Wasim Akram and Waqar Younis have all bred/are planning to breed with world class Western women.
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Post by PeterCS Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:46

Does PP use the slash like that?
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Post by Gary 111 Mon 29 Jul 2013, 23:52

PeterCS wrote:Does PP use the slash like that?

Depends what type of party it is.
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Post by Gary 111 Tue 30 Jul 2013, 00:19

I am calling up 'Ryan' Haris Sohail to my XI:

Ryan Haris

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Post by skully Tue 30 Jul 2013, 02:49

Gary 111 wrote:
tricycle wrote:Racist whiteys not shagging enough Pakistanis

This will change, as Pakistani men are well known as being deeply handsome. Imran Khan, Wasim Akram and Waqar Younis have all bred/are planning to breed with penetrate/d world class Western women.
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Post by taipan Tue 30 Jul 2013, 04:10

Gary 111 wrote:Okay guys, here's the updated team:

Aamer Sohail
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe (wk)
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe
Imran Khan
Duncan Sharpe (captain)
Jemima Khan
Duncan Sharpe

Imran and Jemima are a world-class pairing.

Didn't Jemina have a world class pair?
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Post by Batman Tue 30 Jul 2013, 06:09

Gary 111 wrote:Okay guys, here's the updated team:

Aamer Sohail
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe (wk)
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe
Duncan Sharpe
Imran Khan
Duncan Sharpe (captain)
Jemima Khan
Duncan Sharpe

Imran and Jemima are a world-class pairing.
No John Battsek & Hugh Grant in that line up??? You need a captain challenging thoroughbred disruptor to make the team go round mate.....No Pak team comes complete without a captain, his mate away from home and his rivals for the spot.


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Post by Batman Tue 30 Jul 2013, 06:12

taipan wrote:Didn't Jemina have a world class pair?

Hugh Grant's bowled lots of that maiden....
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