A challenge

I'll pay you to turn my lezzie daughter

"One of Hong Kong's richest men has offered a reward of nearly £40 million ($62.2 million) to the man who can woo his lesbian daughter.

Cecil Chao Sze-tsung, a property magnate, announced the HK$500 million bounty this week after reports that his daughter Gigi Chao, 33, a University of Manchester graduate, married her long-term girlfriend in France."

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C'mon boys, step up and help out this lezaphobic old blurter. Shirley a $62 M carrot is worth chasing. So you may end up just eating carpet for the rest of your life, but that amount of folding would buy a tidy side harem.

Google Images shows her to be not completey unsmashable. Her partner appears to be more masculine than Freddy Flintoff. I don't know if that will make her easier to turn or not

That many squill makes it worth a try, no? I thought the person on the left in the pic in the article was the father, but it's the heinous pants-wearer of the union.

Just being able to list Dyke Converter on your business card makes it worth it

How come "she only does it once a month so shes not gay" comes up as a similar topic to every topic but this one?

I think she needs to knee her Dad in the gonads and tell him to get a fecking life

G.Wood wrote:How come "she only does it once a month so shes not gay" comes up as a similar topic to every topic but this one?

Basil wrote:I think she needs to knee her Dad in the gonads and tell him to get a fecking life

Prolly a matter of family honour.

20 mill for a three way and earn the rest by selling the sex tape?

Very entrepreneurial of you, t.

Ambitious, and give a couple of quid to charity to fulfill the kind heart condition too.

G.Wood wrote:Just being able to list Dyke Converter on your business card makes it worth it

Does yours say "Dyke Maker"?

that was only once

G.Wood wrote:that was only once

tac only needed one goat....

JGK wrote:

G.Wood wrote:Just being able to list Dyke Converter on your business card makes it worth it

Does yours say "Dyke Maker"?

You are one harsh Pinko.

skully wrote:

JGK wrote:

G.Wood wrote:Just being able to list Dyke Converter on your business card makes it worth it

Does yours say "Dyke Maker"?

You are one harsh Pinko.

Yeah, well when you can't count you can become a little bitter with the world.

JGK wrote:

skully wrote:

JGK wrote:

G.Wood wrote:Just being able to list Dyke Converter on your business card makes it worth it

Does yours say "Dyke Maker"?

You are one harsh Pinko.

Yeah, well when you can't count you can become a little bitter with the world.

add the inability to communicate (except in gibberish) and you can see why horrie is horrie

You forgot "being Vixen".

JGK wrote:

skully wrote:

JGK wrote:

G.Wood wrote:Just being able to list Dyke Converter on your business card makes it worth it

Does yours say "Dyke Maker"?

You are one harsh Pinko.

Yeah, well when you can't count you can become a little bitter with the world.

garquen twit. You clearly demonstrated you could count. It was calculations you struggled with. Bloody pinkos, can't believe anything they spin

JGK wrote:

skully wrote:

JGK wrote:

G.Wood wrote:Just being able to list Dyke Converter on your business card makes it worth it

Does yours say "Dyke Maker"?

You are one harsh Pinko.

Yeah, well when you can't count you can become a little bitter with the world.

Er, always was?

I used to be a happy man. Then I had kids.

JGK wrote:I used to be a happy man. Then I had kids.

There is a more obvious reason for your unhappiness...Is your oldest kid born in 2007?

No. 2005.

2007 was one of the great years of my life though. I guess it was always going to be downhill from there.

I'd turn her. Well, I'd pretend to turn her and split the cold hard cash with her.

I'd turn her off men forever. Done it plenty of times. Wait... that was the plan, wasn't it?