Re: The i-Gen thread

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[Brass Monkey]

I don't know which is the worst - but the one that stood out for me was the Wilson badminton racket (#32) - because I've had that exact same thought. I was 4 at the time.

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[Big Dog]

The lights are on but no one is home.

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[JGK]

Maybe not appropriate for this thread but I've just been given a Power Point presentation at work about our future "Workplace Technology" requirements.

On one of the thousands of management consulting inspired bullshit slides is a timetable outlining when the "Solutioning and Roadmap" workshops are taking place.

My Gods, what have we become?

[embee]

Maybe not appropriate for this thread but I've just been given a Power Point presentation at work about our future "Workplace Technology" requirements.

On one of the thousands of management consulting inspired bullshit slides is a timetable outlining when the "Solutioning and Roadmap" workshops are taking place.

My Gods, what have we become?

Rhyming slang

[JGK]

Maybe not appropriate for this thread but I've just been given a Power Point presentation at work about our future "Workplace Technology" requirements.

On one of the thousands of management consulting inspired bullshit slides is a timetable outlining when the "Solutioning and Roadmap" workshops are taking place.

My Gods, what have we become?

Rhyming slang

Works for me.

[horace]

I'm waiting for the application

[skully]

Maybe not appropriate for this thread but I've just been given a Power Point presentation at work about our future "Workplace Technology" requirements.

On one of the thousands of management consulting inspired bullshit slides is a timetable outlining when the "Solutioning and Roadmap" workshops are taking place.

My Gods, what have we become?

If I hear another HR dickhead refer to "Skill Sets" I'll punch her in the nuts.

[JGK]

Maybe not appropriate for this thread but I've just been given a Power Point presentation at work about our future "Workplace Technology" requirements.

On one of the thousands of management consulting inspired bullshit slides is a timetable outlining when the "Solutioning and Roadmap" workshops are taking place.

My Gods, what have we become?

If I hear another HR dickhead refer to "Skill Sets" I'll punch her in the nuts.

My constant battle with HR is me doing things that will make my job easier but her job harder and how this is apparently a bad thing.

[skully]

Aye, "HR" has become a complete misnomer. They do nothing to make my job easier, just piling more bureaucratic tasks on top of another. They occupy a whole floor in my company's 14 story office building. A small thermo-nuclear device taking out that floor would greatly enhance efficiency in said company. In fact taking out all the floors except the Pay Office floor, would be a massive improvement.

[Brass Monkey]

Aye, "HR" has become a complete misnomer. They do nothing

Aye! Not a damned thing.

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[skully]

I bet this had them scratching their heads...

[skully]

Pity this doesn't work on teenagers...

[horace]

Aye, "HR" has become a complete misnomer. They do nothing

Aye! Not a damned thing.

HR in my nursing home is called "People and Culture"...an entirely risible title...I call them Poisonnel...this has caught on among the non poisonnel employees, much to the horror of the bosses drones who hate it

[skully]

Aye, the most over-rated, trumped up and totally unnecessary occupations ever devised. Telephone sanitisers play a more important role in the work place.

[skully]

Tastes like chicken???

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[skully]

Oh dear.

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