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Post by skully on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:23 am

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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by Brass Monkey on Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:12 pm

I don't know which is the worst - but the one that stood out for me was the Wilson badminton racket (#32) - because I've had that exact same thought. I was 4 at the time.
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Post by skully on Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:33 pm

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Post by skully on Sun Apr 28, 2013 6:56 pm

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Post by Big Dog on Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:19 pm

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Post by skully on Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:12 pm

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Post by skully on Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:14 pm

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Post by JGK on Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:23 pm

Maybe not appropriate for this thread but I've just been given a Power Point presentation at work about our future "Workplace Technology" requirements.

On one of the thousands of management consulting inspired bullshit slides is a timetable outlining when the "Solutioning and Roadmap" workshops are taking place.

My Gods, what have we become?

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Post by embee on Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:37 pm

JGK wrote:Maybe not appropriate for this thread but I've just been given a Power Point presentation at work about our future "Workplace Technology" requirements.

On one of the thousands of management consulting inspired bullshit slides is a timetable outlining when the "Solutioning and Roadmap" workshops are taking place.

My Gods, what have we become?

Rhyming slang
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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by JGK on Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:40 pm

embee wrote:
JGK wrote:Maybe not appropriate for this thread but I've just been given a Power Point presentation at work about our future "Workplace Technology" requirements.

On one of the thousands of management consulting inspired bullshit slides is a timetable outlining when the "Solutioning and Roadmap" workshops are taking place.

My Gods, what have we become?

Rhyming slang

Works for me.

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Post by horace on Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:43 pm

I'm waiting for the application
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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by skully on Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:56 pm

JGK wrote:Maybe not appropriate for this thread but I've just been given a Power Point presentation at work about our future "Workplace Technology" requirements.

On one of the thousands of management consulting inspired bullshit slides is a timetable outlining when the "Solutioning and Roadmap" workshops are taking place.

My Gods, what have we become?
If I hear another HR dickhead refer to "Skill Sets" I'll punch her in the nuts.
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Post by JGK on Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:47 pm

skully wrote:
JGK wrote:Maybe not appropriate for this thread but I've just been given a Power Point presentation at work about our future "Workplace Technology" requirements.

On one of the thousands of management consulting inspired bullshit slides is a timetable outlining when the "Solutioning and Roadmap" workshops are taking place.

My Gods, what have we become?
If I hear another HR dickhead refer to "Skill Sets" I'll punch her in the nuts.


My constant battle with HR is me doing things that will make my job easier but her job harder and how this is apparently a bad thing.

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Post by skully on Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:54 pm

Aye, "HR" has become a complete misnomer. They do nothing to make my job easier, just piling more bureaucratic tasks on top of another. They occupy a whole floor in my company's 14 story office building. A small thermo-nuclear device taking out that floor would greatly enhance efficiency in said company. In fact taking out all the floors except the Pay Office floor, would be a massive improvement.
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Post by Brass Monkey on Tue Apr 30, 2013 6:29 pm

skully wrote:Aye, "HR" has become a complete misnomer. They do nothing

Aye! Not a damned thing.
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Post by skully on Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:17 pm

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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by skully on Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:34 pm

I bet this had them scratching their heads...

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Post by skully on Wed May 01, 2013 10:14 am

Pity this doesn't work on teenagers...

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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by horace on Wed May 01, 2013 10:38 am

Brass Monkey wrote:
skully wrote:Aye, "HR" has become a complete misnomer. They do nothing

Aye! Not a damned thing.

HR in my nursing home is called "People and Culture"...an entirely risible title...I call them Poisonnel...this has caught on among the non poisonnel employees, much to the horror of the bosses drones who hate it
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Post by skully on Wed May 01, 2013 12:21 pm

Aye, the most over-rated, trumped up and totally unnecessary occupations ever devised. Telephone sanitisers play a more important role in the work place.
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Post by skully on Thu May 02, 2013 2:24 pm

Tastes like chicken???

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Post by skully on Sun May 05, 2013 10:23 am

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Post by skully on Mon May 06, 2013 12:48 pm

Oh dear.

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