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Post by skully on Sat 27 Apr 2013, 01:23

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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by Brass Monkey on Sat 27 Apr 2013, 05:12

I don't know which is the worst - but the one that stood out for me was the Wilson badminton racket (#32) - because I've had that exact same thought. I was 4 at the time.
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Post by skully on Sun 28 Apr 2013, 03:33

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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by skully on Sun 28 Apr 2013, 09:56

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Post by Big Dog on Mon 29 Apr 2013, 08:19

skully wrote:

The lights are on but no one is home. Laughing
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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by skully on Tue 30 Apr 2013, 07:12

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Post by skully on Tue 30 Apr 2013, 07:14

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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by JGK on Tue 30 Apr 2013, 07:23

Maybe not appropriate for this thread but I've just been given a Power Point presentation at work about our future "Workplace Technology" requirements.

On one of the thousands of management consulting inspired bullshit slides is a timetable outlining when the "Solutioning and Roadmap" workshops are taking place.

My Gods, what have we become?

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Post by embee on Tue 30 Apr 2013, 07:37

JGK wrote:Maybe not appropriate for this thread but I've just been given a Power Point presentation at work about our future "Workplace Technology" requirements.

On one of the thousands of management consulting inspired bullshit slides is a timetable outlining when the "Solutioning and Roadmap" workshops are taking place.

My Gods, what have we become?

Rhyming slang
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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by JGK on Tue 30 Apr 2013, 07:40

embee wrote:
JGK wrote:Maybe not appropriate for this thread but I've just been given a Power Point presentation at work about our future "Workplace Technology" requirements.

On one of the thousands of management consulting inspired bullshit slides is a timetable outlining when the "Solutioning and Roadmap" workshops are taking place.

My Gods, what have we become?

Rhyming slang

Works for me.

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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by horace on Tue 30 Apr 2013, 07:43

I'm waiting for the application
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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by skully on Tue 30 Apr 2013, 07:56

JGK wrote:Maybe not appropriate for this thread but I've just been given a Power Point presentation at work about our future "Workplace Technology" requirements.

On one of the thousands of management consulting inspired bullshit slides is a timetable outlining when the "Solutioning and Roadmap" workshops are taking place.

My Gods, what have we become?
If I hear another HR dickhead refer to "Skill Sets" I'll punch her in the nuts.
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Post by JGK on Tue 30 Apr 2013, 08:47

skully wrote:
JGK wrote:Maybe not appropriate for this thread but I've just been given a Power Point presentation at work about our future "Workplace Technology" requirements.

On one of the thousands of management consulting inspired bullshit slides is a timetable outlining when the "Solutioning and Roadmap" workshops are taking place.

My Gods, what have we become?
If I hear another HR dickhead refer to "Skill Sets" I'll punch her in the nuts.


My constant battle with HR is me doing things that will make my job easier but her job harder and how this is apparently a bad thing.

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Post by skully on Tue 30 Apr 2013, 08:54

Aye, "HR" has become a complete misnomer. They do nothing to make my job easier, just piling more bureaucratic tasks on top of another. They occupy a whole floor in my company's 14 story office building. A small thermo-nuclear device taking out that floor would greatly enhance efficiency in said company. In fact taking out all the floors except the Pay Office floor, would be a massive improvement.
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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by Brass Monkey on Tue 30 Apr 2013, 09:29

skully wrote:Aye, "HR" has become a complete misnomer. They do nothing

Aye! Not a damned thing.
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Post by skully on Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:17

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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by skully on Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:34

I bet this had them scratching their heads...

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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by skully on Wed 01 May 2013, 01:14

Pity this doesn't work on teenagers...

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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by horace on Wed 01 May 2013, 01:38

Brass Monkey wrote:
skully wrote:Aye, "HR" has become a complete misnomer. They do nothing

Aye! Not a damned thing.

HR in my nursing home is called "People and Culture"...an entirely risible title...I call them Poisonnel...this has caught on among the non poisonnel employees, much to the horror of the bosses drones who hate it
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Post by skully on Wed 01 May 2013, 03:21

Aye, the most over-rated, trumped up and totally unnecessary occupations ever devised. Telephone sanitisers play a more important role in the work place.
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Post by skully on Thu 02 May 2013, 05:24

Tastes like chicken???

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Post by skully on Sun 05 May 2013, 01:23

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Re: The i-Gen thread

Post by skully on Mon 06 May 2013, 03:48

Oh dear.

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