The Jingle Bails advent calendar 2013

Has the parrot by chance any Nordic connections - and is it of a RGB primary persuasion, yet neither red nor green?

furriner wrote:Are there any Indians?  

Only if you start a Diwali Bails Advent Calender.
(Plenty of effigies please ... burning preferably!)

furriner wrote:Are there any Indians?  

Don't know how Monkey's are coming along, but mine are a bit England-centric. There's some representation for Australia, South Africa, West Indies, Sri Lanka and Pakistan, however.

I've got an Indian-themed one in mind. It could happen.

Shit. Shit. I'm like, well Anglo. Too Anglo. I may have to change.

Nah - they'll get what they're given. My token Indian effort is coming along.

And that's 12.

One more and I'm done. Wash my hands of the whole scummy business.

If Dhoni doesn't make an appearance then you are both dead to me.

Very much looking forward to this though, appreciate the effort chaps.

Seconded. The Kallis image and the Belf are immortal.

Got 10 and hate the last two. In fact, I went over them all and felt mild levels of disgust. It's giving me the famed 'twathead's block' for numbers 11 and 12

Racists.

Don't worry furry, there'll be at least one Indian devil dog amongst my rabble of shite.

Brass Monkey wrote:Got 10 and hate the last two. In fact, I went over them all and felt mild levels of disgust. It's giving me the famed 'twathead's block' for numbers 11 and 12

Stuck at 12. Not got much Australian representation (amazingly), so I'm hoping someone carries on like a pork chop in their upcoming Test series with the Bannies to give me some ideas to complete the set.

I've used my block to go back and jazz-up a few of the mild level of disgust ones. I'm still disgusted, but now they're with added stuff, so that'll do.

Good old "that'll do". It's the British standard for excellence.

Most of mine are that'll do's. I'm stuck on 11. Stuck fast. Like you, I'm hoping for some high twattery from the Aus/Ind series.

**side hand whispers** with those two teams, I'm sure we'll both strike oil.

And that's the end of that chapter.



13 and out. Devon Malcolm style.

Is the calendar still going out?

Can do. I ain't feeling it now, though. The pics are even unfunnier.

Might as well. The "jokes" will probably go down like a lead balloon as taking the piss out of cricketers isn't exactly the order of the day at the minute, but the whole world can't come to a standstill.

Might not raise a single laugh, but that might've been the case anyway, even before recent events.

Yeah, and the lack of Aussie representation is probably a good thing at the moment.

I've got some Aussies now, but nothing particularly offensive (or original).

It'll be all right. Probably.

Yeah it has to go ahead, now moreso than ever.

This had better be ****** funny, we all need cheering up.

can one of you do something about hughes? it would be fitting and it doesn't even have to be nasty. might even help a few of us get it back into perspective