Biggest dickheads of Aus cricket

Deano's recent tweet slagging Bog & Lil Bog prompts this.

1. Dean Jones - complete Vomit twat who never misses a chance to open his mouth to change feet.
2. Michael Slater - from kissing his helmet to getting on stage with Jimmy Barnes - you know he belongs here.
3. Phil Hughes - for having the world at his feet, then stubbornly telling the world that he was not changing his batting technique when Test bowlers stated finding him out. Good farkin riddance.
4. Shane Watson - for being the injury-prone, look at me, under-achieving, lip-dragging sook that he is.
5. Scott Muller - everyone knows why he belongs on this list, even Joe the Cameraman.
6. Brad Hodge - ask his Mum.

Others?

Law

James Sutherland.

1. Dean Jones - complete Vomit twat who never misses a chance to open his mouth to change feet.
2. Michael Slater - from kissing his helmet to getting on stage with Jimmy Barnes - you know he belongs here.
3. Phil Hughes - for having the world at his feet, then stubbornly telling the world that he was not changing his batting technique when Test bowlers stated finding him out. Good farkin riddance.
4. Shane Watson - for being the injury-prone, look at me, under-achieving, lip-dragging sook that he is.
5. Scott Muller - everyone knows why he belongs on this list, even Joe the Cameraman.
6. Brad Hodge - ask his Mum.
7. Stuart Law - ask the Waughs.
8. James Sutherland - MHQ.

Pat Howard

Warner has to be top 5

This could turn into quite an exercise for skully...

Hehehe, dunno why it's taken this long for us to do this. I'll add a couple to the extra 2 above...

1. Dean Jones - complete Vomit twat who never misses a chance to open his mouth to change feet.
2. Michael Slater - from kissing his helmet to getting on stage with Jimmy Barnes - you know he belongs here.
3. Phil Hughes - for having the world at his feet, then stubbornly telling the world that he was not changing his batting technique when Test bowlers started finding him out. Good farkin riddance.
4. Shane Watson - for being the injury-prone, look at me, under-achieving, lip-dragging sook that he is.
5. Scott Muller - everyone knows why he belongs on this list, even Joe the Cameraman.
6. Brad Hodge - ask his Mum.
7. Stuart Law - ask the Waughs.
8. James Sutherland - MHQ.
9. Andrew Hilditch - for overseeing the fall of Aus from the no. 1 position and not realising or acknowledging it.
10. Pat Howard - ditto.
11. Alex Kountouris - ditto - by continually making sure key players got injured. Hooter he ain't.
12. David Warner - vaguely successful non ball-watching Test slogger and full-time Twitter farkwit.

Where is Lardy's mate?

Bruce Francis was just an ordinary cricketer but, by all accounts, a thoroughly decent bloke.

I'm intrigued about how big this list can grow. Get your noms in, folks. Extra points for ones that shunt others down the list.  

Kepler Wessels.

skully wrote:Hehehe, dunno why it's taken this long for us to do this. I'll add a couple to the extra 2 above...

1. Dean Jones - complete Vomit twat who never misses a chance to open his mouth to change feet.
2. Michael Slater - from kissing his helmet to getting on stage with Jimmy Barnes - you know he belongs here.
3. Phil Hughes - for having the world at his feet, then stubbornly telling the world that he was not changing his batting technique when Test bowlers started finding him out. Good farkin riddance.
4. Shane Watson - for being the injury-prone, look at me, under-achieving, lip-dragging sook that he is.
5. Scott Muller - everyone knows why he belongs on this list, even Joe the Cameraman.
6. Brad Hodge - ask his Mum.
7. Stuart Law - ask the Waughs.
8. James Sutherland - MHQ.
9. Andrew Hilditch - for overseeing the fall of Aus from the no. 1 position and not realising or acknowledging it.
10. Pat Howard - ditto.
11. Alex Kountouris - ditto - by continually making sure key players got injured. Hooter he ain't.
12. David Warner - vaguely successful non ball-watching Test slogger and full-time Twitter farkwit.

Was thinking today after five unchanged teams in a row, does Alex now lose the qunt sobriquet?

Is Roy too cool to go on the list? He did chuck away a massive Test career.

Simmo?

Red wrote:

skully wrote:Hehehe, dunno why it's taken this long for us to do this. I'll add a couple to the extra 2 above...

1. Dean Jones - complete Vomit twat who never misses a chance to open his mouth to change feet.
2. Michael Slater - from kissing his helmet to getting on stage with Jimmy Barnes - you know he belongs here.
3. Phil Hughes - for having the world at his feet, then stubbornly telling the world that he was not changing his batting technique when Test bowlers started finding him out. Good farkin riddance.
4. Shane Watson - for being the injury-prone, look at me, under-achieving, lip-dragging sook that he is.
5. Scott Muller - everyone knows why he belongs on this list, even Joe the Cameraman.
6. Brad Hodge - ask his Mum.
7. Stuart Law - ask the Waughs.
8. James Sutherland - MHQ.
9. Andrew Hilditch - for overseeing the fall of Aus from the no. 1 position and not realising or acknowledging it.
10. Pat Howard - ditto.
11. Alex Kountouris - ditto - by continually making sure key players got injured. Hooter he ain't.
12. David Warner - vaguely successful non ball-watching Test slogger and full-time Twitter farkwit.

Was thinking today after five unchanged teams in a row, does Alex now lose the qunt sobriquet?

A fair point. It might allow him to be shunted down the list by other more worthy entries.   

Warne

Chappelli

Michael Clarke for being a skipper with tattoos, doing an ad in his underwear and dating Lara Bingle!

taipan wrote:Kepler Wessels.

JGK wrote:Simmo?

Nice. And how could I overlook Neil Harvey?

1. Dean Jones - complete Vomit twat who never misses a chance to open his mouth to change feet.
2. Michael Slater - from kissing his helmet to getting on stage with Jimmy Barnes - you know he belongs here.
3. Phil Hughes - for having the world at his feet, then stubbornly telling the world that he was not changing his batting technique when Test bowlers started finding him out. Good farkin riddance.
4. Shane Watson - for being the injury-prone, look at me, under-achieving, lip-dragging sook that he is.
5. Scott Muller - everyone knows why he belongs on this list, even Joe the Cameraman.
6. Brad Hodge - ask his Mum.
7. Stuart Law - ask the Waughs.
8. James Sutherland - MHQ.
9. Neil Harvey - serial whinging old blurter that the SPFSP hit up for a grumpy headline when needed.
10. Andrew Hilditch - for overseeing the fall of Aus from the no. 1 position and not realising or acknowledging it.
11. Pat Howard - ditto.
12. Alex Kountouris - ditto - by continually making sure key players got injured. Hooter he ain't.
13. David Warner - vaguely successful non ball-watching Test slogger and full-time Twitter farkwit.
14. Bob Simpson - self-appointed saviour of Aus cricket that nobody could do as well as - just ask him.
15. Kepler Wessels - part-time Aussie when it suited, and full time whinging dill.

Neil Harvey has been replaced by Thommo in the dial a quote stakes but the latter is amusing in his own laconic way.

taipan wrote:Warne

Sorry, no slagging list I ever compile will contain that name.   

taipan wrote:Chappelli

Noice. Again, how could I leave him out?

Red wrote:Michael Clarke for being a skipper with tattoos, doing an ad in his underwear and dating Lara Bingle!

As Prez of the Pup Fan Club, sorry, he won't go on the list, but Bingle is most worthy.   


1. Dean Jones - complete Vomit twat who never misses a chance to open his mouth to change feet.
2. Michael Slater - from kissing his helmet to getting on stage with Jimmy Barnes - you know he belongs here.
3. Phil Hughes - for having the world at his feet, then stubbornly telling the world that he was not changing his batting technique when Test bowlers started finding him out. Good farkin riddance.
4. Shane Watson - for being the injury-prone, look at me, under-achieving, lip-dragging sook that he is.
5. Scott Muller - everyone knows why he belongs on this list, even Joe the Cameraman.
6. Brad Hodge - ask his Mum.
7. Stuart Law - ask the Waughs.
8. James Sutherland - MHQ.
9. Ian Chappell - the most irritating, whiney and boring commentator in the Nein commbox.
10. Neil Harvey - serial whinging old blurter that the SPFSP hit up for a grumpy headline when needed.
11. Andrew Hilditch - for overseeing the fall of Aus from the no. 1 position and not realising or acknowledging it.
12. Pat Howard - ditto.
13. Alex Kountouris - ditto - by continually making sure key players got injured. Hooter he ain't.
14. David Warner - vaguely successful non ball-watching Test slogger and full-time Twitter farkwit.
15. Bob Simpson - self-appointed saviour of Aus cricket that nobody could do as well as - just ask him.
16. Kepler Wessels - part-time Aussie when it suited, and full time whinging dill.
17. Lara Bingle - attention whore town bike.

skully wrote:

taipan wrote:Warne

Sorry, no slagging list I ever compile will contain that name.   

taipan wrote:Chappelli

Noice. Again, how could I leave him out?

Red wrote:Michael Clarke for being a skipper with tattoos, doing an ad in his underwear and dating Lara Bingle!

As Prez of the Pup Fan Club, sorry, he won't go on the list, but Bingle is most worthy.   


1. Dean Jones - complete Vomit twat who never misses a chance to open his mouth to change feet.
2. Michael Slater - from kissing his helmet to getting on stage with Jimmy Barnes - you know he belongs here.
3. Phil Hughes - for having the world at his feet, then stubbornly telling the world that he was not changing his batting technique when Test bowlers started finding him out. Good farkin riddance.
4. Shane Watson - for being the injury-prone, look at me, under-achieving, lip-dragging sook that he is.
5. Scott Muller - everyone knows why he belongs on this list, even Joe the Cameraman.
6. Brad Hodge - ask his Mum.
7. Stuart Law - ask the Waughs.
8. James Sutherland - MHQ.
9. Ian Chappell - the most irritating, whiney and boring commentator in the Nein commbox.
10. Neil Harvey - serial whinging old blurter that the SPFSP hit up for a grumpy headline when needed.
11. Andrew Hilditch - for overseeing the fall of Aus from the no. 1 position and not realising or acknowledging it.
12. Pat Howard - ditto.
13. Alex Kountouris - ditto - by continually making sure key players got injured. Hooter he ain't.
14. David Warner - vaguely successful non ball-watching Test slogger and full-time Twitter farkwit.
15. Bob Simpson - self-appointed saviour of Aus cricket that nobody could do as well as - just ask him.
16. Kepler Wessels - part-time Aussie when it suited, and full time whinging dill.
17. Lara Bingle - attention whore town bike.

So this means it's not a definitive list it's Skully's judgmental list.  

Absolutely!!!  

As a concession I will keep an honorable mentions list. So far it has TGM and Pup on it.  

I don't think anyone can deny Warne has become a bit of a dickhead since he retired.