Biggest dickheads of Eng cricket

I'll get the ball rolling...

Geoffrey nobody can bat as well as me and English cricket has been shit since I retired Boycott
Ashley Giles - couldn't play, can't manage, can't spell
Phil Tufnell - boozy, girlfriend beating, shit fielding, serial reality TV fiend
Kevin Pietersen - self-centred scapegoat of the English side


Have at it, boys and girls.

WG Grace's parents

WG Grace's beard.

HERE

lardbucket wrote:HERE

Far too obvious.

Offhand, I can't think of any.

taipan wrote:

lardbucket wrote:HERE

Far too obvious.

as is your reply ...

someone had to do it

lardbucket wrote:

taipan wrote:

lardbucket wrote:HERE

Far too obvious.

as is your reply ...

someone had to do it

Um no, which is why it wasn't done on the Aussie thread.

Actually, I found one who might not have been a dickhead. It's possible that showing Boycs up like this makes him a bit of a legend.

LEGENDARY YORKSHIRE NON-DICKHEAD

Nah, not Tuffers. We don't really do dickheads like Australia, but if I had to pick.

BC Broad (senior dickhead)
AN Cook (only when he's captain dickhead)
IR Bell (pre June 2013 and post August 2013 dickhead)
Rory Hamilton-Brown (county dickhead)
DA Reeve (high dickhead)
IT Botham (commentating dickhead)
BN French (not Chris Read dickhead)
CC Lewis (sunstroke dickhead)
GOB Allen (pro-apartheid dickhead)
SCJ Broad (junior dickhead)
SI Mahmood (why the long face dickhead?)

Gary 111 wrote:Nah, not Tuffers. We don't really do dickheads like Australia, but if I had to pick.

BC Broad (senior dickhead)
AN Cook (only when he's captain dickhead)
IR Bell (pre June 2013 and post August 2013 dickhead)
Rory Hamilton-Brown (county dickhead)
DA Reeve (high dickhead)
IT Botham (commentating dickhead)
BN French (not Chris Read dickhead)
CC Lewis (sunstroke dickhead)
GOB Allen (pro-apartheid dickhead)
SCJ Broad (junior dickhead)
SI Mahmood (why the long face dickhead?)

Poor Saj.

Dick Spooner's head was pretty big.

Probably be between him and Barlow.

Atherton has to be opener, captain, and carrier of the tea.

Are we allowed to mention Roebuck? - still maybe bad taste.

His deadness does not make him any less of a dickhead. I heartily second your nomination, Petey.

Am pretty sure Roebuck was an Aussie. The one summer I spent in Aus and I had to endure his terrible commentary he never tired of telling the audience how fair dinkum Aussie he was. And everyone knows dickheads can't lie.

JADE DERNBACH



That is all.

I was thinking not so much because dead, as because suicide (or was it?? - can't remember hearing of a coroner's report).

Twas a closed hearing. (Saffies are good at that).

Jumped at the mo, with the attendant claims and counter claims.

Ah yes - that rings a bell.

Can I nominate Giles Clarke?

(Stanford's spurned lapdog, and a man generally who puts Dr Faustus in the shade, with his "arrangements" for English cricket.

Lest we forget:

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2008/dec/19/giles-clarke-ecb-allen-stanford-cricket-england )

Gary 111 wrote:We don't really do dickheads like Australia...

[Gaz list snipped - but has no Boycott]

Whaaaaaaaa...???




Shirley you aren't asserting that Boycs is NOT a dickhead???

Gary 111 wrote:Am pretty sure Roebuck was an Aussie. The one summer I spent in Aus and I had to endure his terrible commentary he never tired of telling the audience how fair dinkum Aussie he was. And everyone knows dickheads can't lie.

And I assure you Gaz, that we found it just as irritating and cringeworthy as you.  

Billy Godleman

Didn't you say he had some on-field fight with a WA Grade Player?

with Micky Swart (Clog and wozzie ) (and a couple of others)

'I hope your daughter gets cancer'

was one of the charming insults in the exchange

Hmm, yes, some good nominations. Especially from Gary. Particularly Dermot Reeve. Wait, can you be a thunderqunt AND a dickhead? Shout out to Peter for his Giles Clarke reference.

Ashley Giles (career-blagging, surprisingly arrogant dickhead)

Graeme Swann (jazz-hands pussydickhead)

Michael Vaughan (post-career dickhead)

Frederick Flintoff (tolerated dickhead)

Russell Warren (team-dividing dickhead)

Mal Loye (see above)

Graeme White (acutely arrogant dickhead)

Nottinghamshire (players and supporters gaggle o' dickheads)

James Anderson (mouthy dickhead)

Stuart Broad (see above)

Steven Finn (see above)

Has anybody mentioned Boycs?

Mike Selvey (bullshit-writing hacky dickhead)

MCC members