Re: Australia v India, 1st Test, Adelaide, 9-13 December, 2014

by Ethics? The Gall! Thu 13 Nov 2014, 02:44

horace wrote:sounds like Haddit is a gonski for the first test.....

my prayers have been answered
wade or paine though i figure the little tozzie will just bust another finger as soon as he gets back in the test team

by horace Thu 13 Nov 2014, 03:19

I doubt either butter bones or weed will get the gig...Neville is the form keeper and zimmy has the long term potential

by JGK Thu 13 Nov 2014, 03:30

Weed's just been brought back to the JAMODIs. He's clearly next in line in the selectors' mind. At the very least you know he will annoy the shit out of Kohli etc.

Nathan Lyon might as well retire though.

by skully Thu 13 Nov 2014, 03:38

Pity Chris Hartley is 32. That probably rules him out. I think they'll go with Weed.

by Nath Thu 13 Nov 2014, 07:17

skully wrote:Just for Nath...

thanks skully. but get with the times, this is the current song:

by skully Thu 13 Nov 2014, 09:50

Does she give you a woody, Nath? Wink

by Nath Thu 13 Nov 2014, 11:29

skully wrote:Does she give you a woody, Nath?

I'd tap it. snoopy-dance

by horace Fri 14 Nov 2014, 00:25

in RD's case the woody is more a splinter

by skully Fri 14 Nov 2014, 00:29

Nath wrote:
skully wrote:Does she give you a woody, Nath?

I'd tap it.

As would I, Nath. But I'd be afraid she'd write a song afterwards about how small my willy is or how I farted in bed. Wink

by JGK Fri 14 Nov 2014, 00:37

skully wrote:
Nath wrote:
skully wrote:Does she give you a woody, Nath?

I'd tap it.

As would I, Nath. But I'd be afraid she'd write a song afterwards about how small my willy is or how I farted in bed.

Der... that 's why you secretly film it all. Mutually assured destruction.

by Bradman Fri 14 Nov 2014, 00:41

I'd be prone to play the absolute best keeper we can. I have a feeling the marginal chances that stick may play a pert in this series.

by JGK Fri 14 Nov 2014, 00:44

Bradman wrote:I'd be prone to play the absolute best keeper we can. I have a feeling the marginal chances that stick may play a pert in this series.

We should generally do this anyway with some batting skills taken into account at the margins.

That said, I am not sure who our best gloveman is? Nevill looks OK but not great. Hartley historically has been well regarded and who Paine post finger op was pretty average last year in the BBL.

by Henry Fri 14 Nov 2014, 00:50

Hartley and Nevill are regarded as the best pure keepers in Australia. And it's not like they haven't been scoring runs either. I think you'll find that they have lead the bating averages when it comes to keepers for the last couple of seasons.

by Bradman Fri 14 Nov 2014, 00:56

Sam Whiteman maybe.

by skully Fri 14 Nov 2014, 00:56

JGK wrote:
skully wrote:
Nath wrote:
skully wrote:Does she give you a woody, Nath?

I'd tap it.

As would I, Nath. But I'd be afraid she'd write a song afterwards about how small my willy is or how I farted in bed.

Der... that 's why you secretly film it all. Mutually assured destruction.

It'd be the only way to prove that it happened. Cool

by Bradman Fri 14 Nov 2014, 01:02

skully wrote:
JGK wrote:
skully wrote:
Nath wrote:
skully wrote:Does she give you a woody, Nath?

I'd tap it.

As would I, Nath. But I'd be afraid she'd write a song afterwards about how small my willy is or how I farted in bed.

Der... that 's why you secretly film it all. Mutually assured destruction.

It'd be the only way to prove that it happened.

Exactly. Who gives a shite about the tackle or it's deployment. You'd be like the really old bloke confessing to his parish priest about seducing the young hottie. "oh I'm not confessing Father I'm telling you. You, the baker, the postman, everyone."

by taipan Fri 14 Nov 2014, 03:24

Henry wrote:Hartley and Nevill are regarded as the best pure keepers in Australia. And it's not like they haven't been scoring runs either. I think you'll find that they have lead the bating averages when it comes to keepers for the last couple of seasons.

I thought you were leading the bating averages. Horrie has numerous ducks in his.

by horace Fri 14 Nov 2014, 04:25

how's the carpet bowls and shuttleboard going Nigel?

by taipan Fri 14 Nov 2014, 05:43

horace wrote:how's the carpet bowls and shuttleboard going Nigel?

Attempted wind ups 27100. Successes 0

by embee Fri 14 Nov 2014, 06:35

taipan wrote:
horace wrote:how's the carpet bowls and shuttleboard going Nigel?

Attempted wind ups 27100. Successes 0

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

That may explain it

by taipan Fri 14 Nov 2014, 06:41

embee wrote:
taipan wrote:
horace wrote:how's the carpet bowls and shuttleboard going Nigel?

Attempted wind ups 27100. Successes 0

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

That may explain it

Either that or senile dementia.

by Red Fri 14 Nov 2014, 07:28

With Clarke's summer in some doubt who would captain in tests?

by JGK Fri 14 Nov 2014, 07:36

Twatto.

by Big Dog Fri 14 Nov 2014, 07:37

JGK wrote:Twatto.

FFS!!

by Ethics? The Gall! Fri 14 Nov 2014, 08:30

JGK wrote:Twatto.

I dont know whether to suicide

or

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