More gold from the Indians

Seems Pawar now has the power of ultimate revenge for Marto's shove

From today's Spiv Telegraph:

"INDIAN cricket supremo Sharad Pawar has been given unprecedented power to order his team home as it emerged last night senior players are behind a stunning push to boycott this summer's triangular one-day series."

Looks like Bhajji is not guilty or there's a hell of a gap in the summer's itinerary.

They can go home if they want to. Honestly.

Nothing Australia A couldn't more than cover

Or an All-Star/RoW XI.

And CA would make a tidy profit from the fines. Everyone's a winner.

Who would be available for an all-star team?

Lara
Inzi
Warne
McGrath

Or invite one of the associates. They'd probably put up more of a battle than these clowns.

I'm sure Kenya would love to go on a tour right now.

Zat wrote:Who would be available for an all-star team?

Lara
Inzi
Warne
McGrath

Fleming
Nastle
Hick
MEW
AB
Hollioake
Gooch
Cairns

All playing beach cricket at the moment and looking reasonably fit.

Time to call their bluff, this cannot be allowed to continue

skully wrote:

Zat wrote:Who would be available for an all-star team?

Lara
Inzi
Warne
McGrath

Fleming
Nastle
Hick
MEW
AB
Hollioake
Gooch
Cairns

All playing beach cricket at the moment and looking reasonably fit.

Ramps?

skully wrote:

Zat wrote:Who would be available for an all-star team?

Lara
Inzi
Warne
McGrath

Fleming
Nastle
Hick
MEW
AB
Hollioake
Gooch
Cairns

All playing beach cricket at the moment and looking reasonably fit.

What about... NLWL!

tac wrote:

skully wrote:

Zat wrote:Who would be available for an all-star team?

Lara
Inzi
Warne
McGrath

Fleming
Nastle
Hick
MEW
AB
Hollioake
Gooch
Cairns

All playing beach cricket at the moment and looking reasonably fit.

Ramps?

We said all star

Only caught glimpses so apologies for any legends (NLWL) I overlooked.

I think we should suggest the idea to CA. It might even make the subi sookmasters sit up and take notice.

Zat wrote:I think we should suggest the idea to CA. It might even make the subi sookmasters sit up and take notice.

Get to work on the email then Zoggy.

Nha, I'll just ring one of the talkback radio nutters.

Zat wrote:Nha, I'll just ring one of the talkback radio nutters.

Man, it would spread like wildfire. Or just email A Current Affair or Today Tonight and it'll be the lead story under the banner "Rebel tour to replace churlish Indians".

Genius. It's just genius.

Leila McKinnon:

"Tonight on ACA, we've just learned from a reliable source that a rebel tour will replace the current Indian tour after they go home upon Harbhajan's appeal being rejected..."

Shane Warne is confirmed as a starter, and he gave A Current Affair this exclusive interview...

"We approached the Indian team management for their thoughts on the much hyped rebel tour but amazingly they had no comment"

It should get a run since is falls into two of the required categories of tabloid TV; namely Fads, Freaks, and Feuds.

This thread isn't "more gold from the Indians", it's more gold from those resident forum Aussie nutcases, meaty and Zatman...........

eowyn wrote:This thread isn't "more gold from the Indians", it's more gold from those resident forum Aussie nutcases, meaty and Zatman...........

Bite me, shield maiden. No really, please bite me.