South Africa v Australia, 4th Test, Johannesburg, 30 March - 3 April, 2018

A Faf ton confirms the series win

Why are they still batting?

vilkrang wrote:Why are they still batting?

Only 3 bowlers.

Wtf, how long will they go on?

Unforch the Fafwit, self-indulgent self-important dickhead that he may be behaving like (and not for the first time) has had a cow of a series but still scored more centuries for the series than all the opposition has managed so far combined.....and I don't reckon on that changing any time soon, although Timbo can point out the fact as a motivator if he thinks it'd do any good

Pretty ruthless stuff here from Faf.

Like the pic he shouldn't be playingbut good on him for getting a ton. The terrors of a monumental choke clearly possess him.

They've won the series or at least retained the trophy. WTF would they care.

They've won the series or at least retained the trophy. WTF would they care.

Yeah didn't realise the bowlers were struggling. Grind them in to the dirt today and then have a day tomorrow to bowl them out I guess.

Ha or not.

Top 10 wins by runs - gonna be hard for Aust to stay out of this list:

Match Country Versus Ground Margin
1 30/11/1928 England Australia Exhibition Ground 675 Runs
2 18/08/1934 Australia England Kennington Oval 562 Runs
3 17/02/1911 Australia South Africa Melbourne Cricket Ground 530 Runs
4 16/12/2004 Australia Pakistan WACA Ground 491 Runs
5 03/01/2009 Sri Lanka Bangladesh Zahur Ahmed Chowdhury Stadium 465 Runs
6 08/07/1976 West Indies England Old Trafford 425 Runs
7 24/06/1948 Australia England Lord's 409 Runs
8 26/01/1980 West Indies Australia Adelaide Oval 408 Runs
9 16/07/2015 Australia England Lord's 405 Runs
10 07/11/2002 Australia England Brisbane Cricket Ground 384 Runs

Yeah, possibility of ending up in the top 5 of that list. Will do very well to stay out of the top ten.

Now 3 down and currently in the Top 3!

SA setting 612 to win is almost as ruthless as Lawry in 1968-69 v the Gangas.

Ruthless? Forking qunts more like.

Was that the "fark it we'll bat again and set them 900 to get in a day and a half" match.

All over Red Rover.

The only points of interest are whether Aus can avoid MrK's worst runs loss list above and whether someone (Bog, Wank, Puddle or Ima) can allow us to avoid the "no Aus tons in a series" record.

Australia's key player

Marsh out first ball of the day.

Somebody shoot me.

JGK wrote:Marsh out first ball of the day.

Somebody shoot me.

The other Marsh out 4th ball of the day.

This won't last past drinks.

Well done to Phat Vern for his 200 wickets.

Marsh boys prove what useless qunts they are.

Big Dog wrote:Marsh boys prove what useless qunts they are.

Aye, banish the flatter-to-deceive qunts back to Sandyville.

Puddle has not made a run since telling the world he now knows his game after making that 90-odd in the 1st Test. And Bog is out of get-out-of-jail-free cards.

JGK wrote:Top 10 wins by runs - gonna be hard for Aust to stay out of this list:

Match Country Versus Ground Margin
1 30/11/1928 England Australia Exhibition Ground 675 Runs
2 18/08/1934 Australia England Kennington Oval 562 Runs
3 17/02/1911 Australia South Africa Melbourne Cricket Ground 530 Runs
4 16/12/2004 Australia Pakistan WACA Ground 491 Runs
5 03/01/2009 Sri Lanka Bangladesh Zahur Ahmed Chowdhury Stadium 465 Runs
6 08/07/1976 West Indies England Old Trafford 425 Runs
7 24/06/1948 Australia England Lord's 409 Runs
8 26/01/1980 West Indies Australia Adelaide Oval 408 Runs
9 16/07/2015 Australia England Lord's 405 Runs
10 07/11/2002 Australia England Brisbane Cricket Ground 384 Runs

Looking like a definite top 5 on this list now.