Re: CA Contract list 2018-2019

by horace Wed 18 Apr 2018, 13:01

Bradman wrote:Yeah but the horrie meltdown should be epic and fun

I am of course planning plenty of fun and periodically going old Testament, Koran and ancient vengeful Greek God. Even hard line Leninism could get a run. I'll try to keep Nietzsche quotes to a minimum. However I am planning versions of "Waiting for Godot" and " Krapps the last Taips".

by horace Wed 18 Apr 2018, 13:04

Fred Nerk wrote:Horrie fantasising about Katich not breathing shock....

Well, he was always a Chokarian.

by PeterCS Wed 18 Apr 2018, 15:44

Congrats to LBNG.

Just a matter of ratification now.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/43807752

Let's hope he gets CA's nose out of the wrong place and on track ... Wink

by horace Thu 19 Apr 2018, 00:42

PeterCS wrote:Congrats to LBNG.

Just a matter of ratification now.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/43807752

Let's hope he gets CA's nose out of the wrong place and on track ...

The stench up the collective nose of Oz cricket will be truly nauseating..

The bnlg will consider this more an inauguration than an appointment. The Dracula of Oz cricket will feast mightily. Expect the scions of white Zimboid and Yarp red necked farmers to have selection bestowed upon them. Players such as Uber K will not get a go. Coaches with an Aboriginal background will be unemployable and with Minister Spudhead's support will be encouraged to emigrate to ply their trade elsewhere.

The inauguration will mark a new sewage mark in Oz cricket.

by Bradman Thu 19 Apr 2018, 02:11

Waiting for Godot? There's about ten people in the history of the world who can even understand it and they're all dead

by horace Thu 19 Apr 2018, 02:17

Bradman wrote:Waiting for Godot? There's about ten people in the history of the world who can even understand it and they're all dead

Nonsense. Should be compulsory education for teens.

by Big Dog Thu 19 Apr 2018, 03:28

Bradman wrote:Waiting for Godot? There's about ten people in the history of the world who can even understand it and they're all dead

Originally written in french by an Irishman & then translated into english. No wonder no one understands it.

by Blackadder Thu 19 Apr 2018, 03:42

horace wrote:I expect CA has got pissed off with the appoint the bnlg campaign through the media. ... Is Langer the Trump of Oz cricket, with his orchestrated media types (Julian is Brennan, Marsh Snr is Manafort, Katich is the breathless KellyAnne Conway). The Spiv CA are the establishment Republicans.

The other mainland State CAs are irrelevant Dem States. Dizzy, Coyle and others with decent records as first class coaches play alternating roles as the Clintons.

TAs is of course the Cuba of Oz cricket. Punter and Boonie are the Raoul and Fidel. They don't get a vote.

So would Dame Joan, be the Mike Pence?

by horace Thu 19 Apr 2018, 04:17

Dame Joan is John Birch.

by horace Thu 19 Apr 2018, 07:46

One cricket record is the Bannies have never won a,series against Oz on these shores. With the inauguration of the dumb bnlg assured, this record will fall.

I blame Zimmy.

by Fred Nerk Fri 20 Apr 2018, 05:21

horace wrote:Dame Joan is John Birch.

Dame Joan should be John Birched....

by skully Sat 21 Apr 2018, 03:45

Any developments on whether Smith, Bancroft and Warner will be allowed to play County?

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