India v Australia, 2xT20s + 5xODIs, 25 February - 13 March, 2019

skully wrote:I find it hard to believe Kedar Yadav gets wickets with his side arm sliders.

Stuck somewhere atm (farking rain) and decided (more or less had no choice) to watch this and have to say I'm not. The oz batting was crap even by one day standards. Some of those failed swipes (for want of a better word) would have got you sent down to seconds in park cricket. I've got a good idea for the test team. Just pick a batting lineup unaffected by this trash. Put Smith and Warner into the WC squad just to really fark up rusty techniques prior to the Ashes and throw all your money on England. Time has come to separate batsmen at this level and mark their test cards. We are going to be slaughtered. This short form tosh is so skewed towards the batsmen that they could move along quite nicely at better than a run a ball playing standard cricket shots. Ahhh right I forgot. None of them know how to. As for Maxwell. Not that I give a crap about ODIs but he looked hopeless when he was needed. Yeah real captain material. I'll enjoy watching this pathetic collection of wannabees crash and burn at the WC. I can justify by saying it's not cricket anyway but more like one of those reality shows which is stage managed by the producers (networks and boards in this case) and in Australia's case probably more like one of those caught on camera plane, train or automobile crash shows.

Bradman wrote:The oz batting was crap even by one day standards.  Some of those failed swipes (for want of a better word) would have got you sent down to seconds in park cricket.  

Sums it up, really.

Another good knock from Madman and Puc is 80".

embee wrote:horrie

did you attend a course or does farkwittery come natural to you?

Embee. 'Horrie the forum wimp' really is a total plank yet he comes on here daily thinking that people actually like him. He's a libtard snowflake nonce, a typical Corbynite / Abottite traitorous dickhead. His two chums who jump to his side are just as bad. I'm with people like you and Big Dog and Taipan, you've got some balls about you.

What a flake.

skully wrote:What a flake.

Badge of secondary honour bestowed by Witless. Let's move on.

I reckon he's gotta be close to getting the flick after his "I might be banned" rant.

Who are the two chums?

I suspect I may be one. I did post some mild defence of h after one of whitburn's early rant's at him.

Hmmmnnn! I expect if you two were out to dinner and one took the free Romanee-Conti the other would drink chateau cardboard out of spite.

Finch back in form, but falls for 93

Bradman wrote:Hmmmnnn!  I expect if you two were out to dinner and one took the free Romanee-Conti the other would drink chateau cardboard out of spite.

As Norman May would have said - gold, gold, gold to the banjo picker!

A reasonably healthy total. Finch finally made a score.

Easy win in the end. Good knock from Coli.

surprised we won

Out in the sticks so barely any signal. I see we turned 370 into 315 via our customary collapse. Luckily only Coli showed up in team Bumrah-Coli.

Mother of a flogging coming up tonight. Bannies 0-103 off 18.

Bannies to get Tree Fitty and Aus to crumble to all out 210.

Bannies 1-216 after 35.

Will be a tough chase.

Finch fails but Marsh has excelled again.

Fink reverts to type and Bog is...well...Boggy.

SACK KOHLI NOW!!!!!

FMD!! We won?
I went to bed after Finch demonstrated how fleeting his return to form was. Looks like wank finally earned his pay.

Me too, Mr Dog. Looks a remarkable and, in the end, easy win. Over 2 overs spare.

Will have to catch the replay on Foxy. It seems Wank and Dozen stood up.

There was no way known Aus was going to break it's own chase record to win, particularly after a 2-12 start. And yet hear we are.

skully wrote:Me too, Mr Dog. Looks a remarkable and, in the end, easy win. Over 2 overs spare.

Will have to catch the replay on Foxy. It seems Wank and Dozen stood up.

There was no way known Aus was going to break it's own chase record to win, particularly after a 2-12 start. And yet hear we are.

Loss of Bog helped a bit as well. Again the bits I heard of the Bannie radio commentary were hilarious..

Great knocks from Uber, the Sneak and Fitter'n.