Re: Australia Day

by JKLever Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:07

Oh, I don't know most of them seem decent blokes. I'm sure we can beat the aussie out of them and set them straight.

by skully Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:10

C'mon cobbers. You know most of us are Poms (and Irish - oops) deep down. We all have an affinity with the Mother Country.

by Brass Monkey Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:10

JKLever wrote:Oh, I don't know most of them seem decent blokes. I'm sure we can beat the aussie out of them and set them straight.

They seem like decent blokes? Yeah, only because they can't steal your valuables from where they are.

Oh, and one of them wants to f*ck my mother or, if desperate, my sister.

by tac Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:12

Batfink Begins wrote:
JKLever wrote:Oh, I don't know most of them seem decent blokes. I'm sure we can beat the aussie out of them and set them straight.

They seem like decent blokes? Yeah, only because they can't steal your valuables from where they are.

Oh, and one of them wants to f*ck my mother or, if desperate, my sister.

They'd be lucky . . .

by Brass Monkey Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:14

tac wrote:They'd be lucky . . .

Well sort of I suppose.

My mum's semi-disabled so could probably do without a rutting.

My sister is non-existant, so I reckon you'd be pretty lucky.

by tac Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:15

Batfink Begins wrote:
tac wrote:They'd be lucky . . .

Well sort of I suppose.

My mum's semi-disabled so could probably do without a rutting.

My sister is non-existant, so I reckon you'd be pretty lucky.

Oh, well . . . if JGK's mum can die whenever he feels it convenient, you can have a make-believe sister

by Brass Monkey Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:18

tac wrote:Oh, well . . . if JGK's mum can die whenever he feels it convenient, you can have a make-believe sister

Yeah, suppose I can. Well, in that case, she used to be a bloke and has a makeshift vag. Bring the lube. You'll need it, because it's only a stretched out urethra.

by eowyn Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:19

Batfink Begins wrote:
tac wrote:Oh, well . . . if JGK's mum can die whenever he feels it convenient, you can have a make-believe sister

Yeah, suppose I can. Well, in that case, she used to be a bloke and has a makeshift vag. Bring the lube. You'll need it, because it's only a stretched out urethra.

Actually it'll be an inside out penis.....

by tac Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:19

Trev is your sister?

by Brass Monkey Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:22

eowyn wrote:Actually it'll be an inside out penis.....

Uhh, OK. I'm not sure about that. The missus watched a prog once on it. Thought it was a stretched out urethra with the helmet as a 'bean'.

by eowyn Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:24

How stretchy do you think a urethra is???? affraid

by lardbucket Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:25

eowyn wrote:
Batfink Begins wrote:
tac wrote:Oh, well . . . if JGK's mum can die whenever he feels it convenient, you can have a make-believe sister

Yeah, suppose I can. Well, in that case, she used to be a bloke and has a makeshift vag. Bring the lube. You'll need it, because it's only a stretched out urethra.

Actually it'll be an inside out penis.....

... an epsni

by Brass Monkey Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:28

eowyn wrote:How stretchy do you think a urethra is????

Dunno. All's I do know is they use babies foreskin as a skin transplant now and they can stretch each one to the size of a football field. That takes constant chemical spraying, but it shows what's possible.

by eowyn Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:28

If you say so, lardy, I bow to your expert knowledge......

by skully Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:29

Fark me, LP in top form tonight. Or am I just drunk? Laughing

by skully Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:29

eowyn wrote:If you say so, lardy, I bow to your expert knowledge......

Hehehe. Her fairness, the voice of reason.

by lardbucket Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:30

eowyn wrote:How stretchy do you think a urethra is????

stretchier than you think, and for those ladies born without a front door, a pleasing alternative to the tradesman's entrance

by lardbucket Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:32

skully wrote:Fark me, LP in top form tonight. Or am I just drunk?

not mutually exclusive events

by eowyn Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:32

skully wrote:Fark me, LP in top form tonight. Or am I just drunk?

My guess is both, meaty.

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:33

Batfink Begins wrote:
eowyn wrote:How stretchy do you think a urethra is????

Dunno. All's I do know is they use babies foreskin as a skin transplant now and they can stretch each one to the size of a football field. That takes constant chemical spraying, but it shows what's possible.

!

Is this true? I wouldn't normally believe it but a medical student once told me that one man's intestines can stretch enough to go around the world.

by eowyn Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:34

lardbucket wrote:
eowyn wrote:How stretchy do you think a urethra is????

stretchier than you think, and for those ladies born without a front door, a pleasing alternative to the tradesman's entrance

Blimey, you never fail to amaze.

by lardbucket Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:34

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:
Batfink Begins wrote:
eowyn wrote:How stretchy do you think a urethra is????

Dunno. All's I do know is they use babies foreskin as a skin transplant now and they can stretch each one to the size of a football field. That takes constant chemical spraying, but it shows what's possible.

!

Is this true? I wouldn't normally believe it but a medical student once told me that one man's intestines can stretch enough to go around the world.

go on, bet you can't

by tac Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:36

lardbucket wrote:
Lara Lara Laughs wrote:
Batfink Begins wrote:
eowyn wrote:How stretchy do you think a urethra is????

Dunno. All's I do know is they use babies foreskin as a skin transplant now and they can stretch each one to the size of a football field. That takes constant chemical spraying, but it shows what's possible.

!

Is this true? I wouldn't normally believe it but a medical student once told me that one man's intestines can stretch enough to go around the world.

go on, bet you can't

He wouldn't have the guts to try it . . .

by lardbucket Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:36

eowyn wrote:
lardbucket wrote:
eowyn wrote:How stretchy do you think a urethra is????

stretchier than you think, and for those ladies born without a front door, a pleasing alternative to the tradesman's entrance

Blimey, you never fail to amaze.

it's all a bit of cloaca and dagger

by Brass Monkey Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:37

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:!

Is this true? I wouldn't normally believe it but a medical student once told me that one man's intestines can stretch enough to go around the world.

Totally true. It's mainly in America(loads more circumstision) at the minute, but they spray it with chemicals constantly while this machine just keeps stretching it ever-so-slightly, then they start folding it onto these big racks.

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