Re: They want to make me go to rehab and I says yes, yes, yes.

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:31

JKLever wrote:If ever a TV programme was made out of this thread it would be called 'NSR'

So you were being sarcastic when you called me an internet hard man?

by Brass Monkey Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:32

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:So you were being sarcastic when you called me an internet hard man?

Quite possible was.

For instance, I call geoffrey trueman 'Nails'.

He says he likes it.

It's a thing we have.

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:33

Batfink Begins wrote:
Lara Lara Laughs wrote:There should be more Keenan and Kel quoting. I've been trying to sledgehammer "Welcome to goodburger, home of the goodburger, can I take your order?" into everyday conversation for years now. I've never succeeded.

I'm not surprised to be honest. Hardly quote of the century.

The text doesn't do it justice. The rhythmic, sing-song way that he says it is pure poetry. It's what Dylan Thomas's farts probably sounded like.

by eowyn Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:36

Pissed poet's farts are like another pissed person farts.

by JKLever Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:37

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:
JKLever wrote:If ever a TV programme was made out of this thread it would be called 'NSR'

So you were being sarcastic when you called me an internet hard man?

Indeed. Is it possible to be an internet hard man anyway?

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:41

eowyn wrote:Pissed poet's farts are like another pissed person farts.

I beg to differ. The methane releases itself slowly and, on the way out, rubs itself against the walls of the rectal passage in such a way that that beautiful, unearthly sound comes out - "welcome to good bur....

Don't argue. It's science.

by tac Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:42

If only someone had recorded William Barnes' farts . . .

by Brass Monkey Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:43

Possibly. I was too old for K&K but from what I remember, it was damn crud, slapstick,disaster-happens-but-it's-alright 'comedy'.

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:48

Batfink Begins wrote:Possibly. I was too old for K&K but from what I remember, it was damn crud, slapstick,disaster-happens-but-it's-alright 'comedy'.

Yeah, you're right. It was. But it was for kids.

That said, I still enjoy the Fresh Prince which is feel good comedy too.

by Brass Monkey Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:51

Fair enough. The 'short' jokes were cracking, as were some of the 'fat' jokes. Not a lot in between though.

by eowyn Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:55

"What you talking about, Willis?"

Bet K&K can't bet that.

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:06

Batfink Begins wrote:Fair enough. The 'short' jokes were cracking, as were some of the 'fat' jokes. Not a lot in between though.

The dancing was great too. Just the general vibe. Great show.

Just seen this on youtube. Can't believe that many people know all the words. Shocked

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:16

Oh my God! Look what's happened to Carlton!!!

They want to make me go to rehab and I says yes, yes, yes. - Page 5 Alfonso

by eowyn Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:18

He finally got a girlfriend, cool.

by Jontyh Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:33

JKLever wrote:
Lara Lara Laughs wrote:
JKLever wrote:If ever a TV programme was made out of this thread it would be called 'NSR'

So you were being sarcastic when you called me an internet hard man?

Indeed. Is it possible to be an internet hard man anyway?

It most certainly is. Who was that bloke on the old place that used to dish out forum "spankings" if you disagreed with him - Kingfisher, maybe?
He was one tough forummer..

by LeFromage Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:38

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Oh my God! Look what's happened to Carlton!!!

I thought I recognised her - from some... erm... research I was doing. No. A friend was doing some research. Yeah. That'll stick.

Not Safe For Work

Carlton Banks. You dog.

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri 25 Jan 2008, 19:17

I think they should release a biopic of his life. The Carlton Banks story. His highs with Will and the boys. His lack of roles and his subsequent slump into depression and quality streets.

It'd be mega.

by eowyn Fri 25 Jan 2008, 19:25

Dello wrote:
Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Oh my God! Look what's happened to Carlton!!!

I thought I recognised her - from some... erm... research I was doing. No. A friend was doing some research. Yeah. That'll stick.

Not Safe For Work

Carlton Banks. You dog.

No wonder he's smiling!

by eowyn Fri 25 Jan 2008, 19:26

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:I think they should release a biopic of his life. The Carlton Banks story. His highs with Will and the boys. His lack of roles and his subsequent slump into depression and quality streets.

It'd be mega.

You've not clicked on Dello's link have you?

by LeFromage Fri 25 Jan 2008, 19:28

I wonder which one is his vice - Foot Fetish/Foot Sucking, Bondage/Tickling, Spanking, HJ, G/G, B/G, G/B/G, POV.

Let's be honest, it's going to be G/B/G, isn't it?

by Lara Lara Laughs Fri 25 Jan 2008, 19:29

I have now. Can you imagine how hard he has to work to keep her? He probably has to perform the Carlton dance for her on demand, in front of her drunk friends, while they all laugh and say "Aw, look at the quaint 90s boy".

It's no kind of life.

by LeFromage Fri 25 Jan 2008, 19:30

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:

I have now. Can you imagine how hard he has to work to keep her?

$50 per hour will probably cover it.

by Brass Monkey Fri 25 Jan 2008, 19:32

She's got a nice pie. I'd do the Carlton Banks dance for a portion.

by eowyn Fri 25 Jan 2008, 19:41

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:

I have now. Can you imagine how hard he has to work to keep her? He probably has to perform the Carlton dance for her on demand, in front of her drunk, while they all laugh and say "Aw, look at the quaint 90s boy".

It's no kind of life.

He's rich, she has a "lovely pie" what's so hard to get about that?

by Basil Fri 25 Jan 2008, 20:08

Henry Nolonga wrote:Can we not mention her ever again on this forum? She gets way too much attention for being a waste of space.

9 pages later....... Rolling Eyes

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