They want to make me go to rehab and I says yes, yes, yes.

skully wrote:How old is our dear Amyl? 22? And she's rooted already. Sad, really.

Yeah, lost any sort of respect for her when she came on 'Never Mind The Buzzcocks', smacked out of her head, just talking garbled sh!t for the whole time and got all arsey when the host mentioned it - idea, don't go on a gameshow after skagging up - or even better, don't skag up.

She's older than that. I'd guess at 25-6.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Will skully clamber off Danny's arse anytime today? Or will he cling to him like a limpet, ejaculating over and over again until Danny's bum hole becomes infected with festering sores and ends up resembling Gordon Ramsay's face?

1) It already looks like that without skully's 'help'.

2) Stop being jealous because I'm funnier than you. It's just the way it is. When you say something that someone laughs at, they usually put a 'laughie' on to recognise such. I understand you wouldn't know this, as you aren't funny. And no Lara, before you use denigration as a form of counter-argument, nor am I really.

She's 24.

JKLever wrote:And so another thread descends into......

Much like Winehouse's career/life...

It still stands. She's a waste of space.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Will skully clamber off Danny's arse anytime today? Or will he cling to him like a limpet, ejaculating over and over again until Danny's bum hole becomes infected with festering sores and ends up resembling Gordon Ramsay's face?

Yikes LLL, let go of the hate. I like Amy's music but, Jebus, she's farked her life big time. I ain't agreeing with anyone, merely stating my opinion on what I see. Stumbling down the street wearing only a bra and with frosted nostrils does nothing for the media image.

I'm not jealous that you're funnier than me. It's just that every thread I click on today, there's skully spit-shining your cock.

skully wrote:

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Will skully clamber off Danny's arse anytime today? Or will he cling to him like a limpet, ejaculating over and over again until Danny's bum hole becomes infected with festering sores and ends up resembling Gordon Ramsay's face?

Yikes LLL, let go of the hate. I like Amy's music but, Jebus, she's farked her life big time. I ain't agreeing with anyone, merely stating my opinion on what I see. Stumbling down the street wearing only a bra and with frosted nostrils does nothing for the media image.

'Twas just a joke, doooooooooooood.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:I'm not jealous that you're funnier than me. It's just that every thread I click on today, there's skully spit-shining your cock.

Well, it needs a clean. I didn't have time to 'shed my load' properly this morning - tired girls aren't great at brain - there's been a bit of seepage, early morning.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:I'm not jealous that you're funnier than me. It's just that every thread I click on today, there's skully spit-shining your cock.

Jezus H Crikey LLL. There was one thread where I called you a troll and you have been having a hissy fit ever since. If it helps, I'm sorry I called you a troll. This is a forum girl, it's inevitable that someone with slam you verbally. I respect your opinion, but if you say something I disagree with, then I'll say so. No need to carry a grudge. If you wish to, then I'm happy to play.

I thought it was clear that I was joking.

Batfink Begins wrote:

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:I'm not jealous that you're funnier than me. It's just that every thread I click on today, there's skully spit-shining your cock.

Well, it needs a clean. I didn't have time to 'shed my load' properly this morning - tired girls aren't great at brain - there's been a bit of seepage, early morning.

Sort your self out you dirty skank. You're no better than Winehouse.

Righto. I'll accept that. But you've seemed mighty fired up for a few days now. Words are just that.

Aussies are weird.


I haven't been fired up at all. And I'd completely forgotten about the troll thing. I don't really bear grudges on here.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Sort your self out you dirty skank. You're no better than Winehouse.

Well, I'm hardly going to scrub the old boy at the sink, am I? I'll just shower before I go out tonight, though hopefully it wouldn't matter as I'm going to the Gay Bar...

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Aussies are weird.


I haven't been fired up at all. And I'd completely forgotten about the troll thing. I don't really bear grudges on here.

Unless they're extra-special eh?

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Aussies are weird.


I haven't been fired up at all. And I'd completely forgotten about the troll thing. I don't really bear grudges on here.

Good to know. Not exactly the impression you were giving...but moving on.

Exactly.

What is it with f*cking gay bars? Girls are obsessed with them. Always being dragged there.

LLL in "drag in a gay bar admission" shock . .

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Aussies are weird.


I haven't been fired up at all. And I'd completely forgotten about the troll thing. I don't really bear grudges on here.

So basically you come on here spout crap and have fights for your own rather odd amusment, rightio, explains a fair bit.

tac wrote:LLL in "dragged to a gay bar" shock . .

Been a few times, yeah. Only because I've been forced to by girls who think it's cool. It was either that or fly all the way to Aus to meet some chick in a hotel. No smoking, apparently.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:

tac wrote:LLL in "dragged to a gay bar" shock . .

Been a few times, yeah. Only because I've been forced to by girls who think it's cool. It was either that or fly all the way to Aus to meet some chick in a hotel. No smoking, apparently.

Awww diddums . . .

eowyn wrote:

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Aussies are weird.


I haven't been fired up at all. And I'd completely forgotten about the troll thing. I don't really bear grudges on here.

So basically you come on here spout crap and have fights for your own rather odd amusment, rightio, explains a fair bit.

Doesn't everyone? I don't look for fights, they just tend to happen now and then. Better than agreeing with everyone about everything all the time, eh?

tac wrote:

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:

tac wrote:LLL in "dragged to a gay bar" shock . .

Been a few times, yeah. Only because I've been forced to by girls who think it's cool. It was either that or fly all the way to Aus to meet some chick in a hotel. No smoking, apparently.

Awww diddums . . .

FFS. It was a joke. You Aussies.

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:

eowyn wrote:

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:Aussies are weird.


I haven't been fired up at all. And I'd completely forgotten about the troll thing. I don't really bear grudges on here.

So basically you come on here spout crap and have fights for your own rather odd amusment, rightio, explains a fair bit.

Doesn't everyone? I don't look for fights, they just tend to happen now and then. Better than agreeing with everyone about everything all the time, eh?

Especially when you don't run the risk of a punch in the mouth . . . . .