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Let that be a lesson to all of you. I've just had two Jonny Cakes, some Chicken 'n' Ribs and I'm back.

Why am I telling you this, I hear you wonder...

Well, simply because there's so much vitriol I'm inviting you to take it out on me, hang the expense and unite in hatred of the G-Man.

Danny boy screaming for some attention. Don't worry, mate, Bucky'll be here soon . . .

Not at all. I thought about just being 'jolly' on some threads to try and 'get it sorted' but I knew before I even tried it that it wouldn't work.

I think 'abuse G' would be a good policy and could potentially unite the forum.

Oh, I get it, you were abusing me. Well done. I didn't see it coming.

Aww Jack, you've gone all coy and a little maudlin

Don't worry chap, you'll be OK.

Chin up, champ.

tac wrote:Chin up, champ.

Why, are you going to mungslap me?

Not if I mungslap you first.

Shit, sorry Jack. I didn't mean to make your lips quiver like a little bitch. Come back, son. I didn't mean to destroy you.

You farkin bunch of dead hermaphrodites loving freaks. You farkin disgust me. When's the next cricket match. Oh, that's right - Sunday afternoon Aus time.

What are you doing?

That picture is really bad by the way.

Thank christ you gave Danny some attention, skull, he was about to collapse into autism . . . again.

I does me best.

eowyn wrote:What are you doing?

That picture is really bad by the way.

Aye, give me the fruity Froggy any time. Or even the stoned Towelie.

Aye, a stoned looking Strauss is not good.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is a f*cking ledge right there. He has just stepped down from the captaincy of 'The Ex-SA International Cricketers Retirement Home'.

I thought he deserved some f*cking respect.

Okay, I will share your need to spread the 'love' today and agrre that he is indeed a 'ledge'.

eowyn wrote:Okay, I will share your need to spread the 'love' today and agrre that he is indeed a 'ledge'.

Why thank you very much, kind lady. I'd usually get some 'fat' jibe, as they cannot detract from the fact he's a batting machine...

Tom would probably try, but the munge-loving little ginger count hasn't a leg to stand on all-in-all. His last line of defence is "Buh-buh-buhhh-Ramprakash".

Batfink Begins wrote:That, ladies and gentlemen, is a f*cking ledge right there. He has just stepped down from the captaincy of 'The Ex-SA International Cricketers Retirement Home'.

I thought he deserved some f*cking respect.

Looks like he's about to face the ECB County Spanking Committee, and doesn't like the taste of what's to come.

skully wrote:
Looks like he's about to face the ECB County Spanking Committee, and doesn't like the taste of what's to come.

That's because, when that picture was taken, he had played a lone role of greatness whilst the 10 others around him folded like a cheap prossie who's just got kicked in the stomach by a fat bloke with sores on his face.

You have a lovely imagination, Dan the Man.

Erm, no offence intended towards the man. Merely that he looks totally sh!t scared.

Just heard Warnie's coming out of retirement . . .

No, I'm serious. The rest of the team crumpled, he didn't. The weight of the world, or about 8 poor cricketers anyway, rested on his shoulders at that point.

He saw Danny coming towards him mobile phone in hand ready to snap him, you'd look shit scared too.

tac wrote:Just heard Warnie's coming out of retirement . . .

Don't fark about...but a bonefide link would give me a woody.

eowyn wrote:He saw Danny coming towards him dead hermaphroditr in hand ready to mungslap him, you'd look shit scared too.

Fixed.