The most welcome retirement since John Howard.....

AFL full-time prima donna and pain in the arse and part-time umpire Darren Goldspink will officiously officiate for the last time at one of the weekend's AFL pre-season WOFTAE's.

My thoughts are perfectly expressed by Zim four posts down in this thread:

https://flamingbails.forumotion.com/the-flaming-bails-cricket-forum-f1/boof-announces-retirement-t985.htm?highlight=boof

Fark . . . I thought tails was leaving the forum

Can he take Ray Chamberlain with him?

and mclaren whose bias against the swans is appalling

Chamberlain will be the next ump to get snotted by a player. And I'm not just talking about a re-run of the Williams/Coates fly swat.

He'll stick his nose into the wrong situation and make the wrong smart-arse comment at the wrong time and next thing you know his head will be in the Bourke Street Mall outside David Jones.

Football fans across the nation will be shattered. The phrase "You're an idiot, Goldspink!" has entered the lexicon in many quarters.

Other versions, usually including a word beginning with 'f' are also popular.

tac wrote:Fark . . . I thought tails was leaving the forum

You can chase AD and fluffy away, but I come and go for my own reasons, not to suit you.
In fact, the more you harass, the more likely I am to hang around . . .

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:

tac wrote:Fark . . . I thought tails was leaving the forum

You can chase AD and fluffy away, but I come and go for my own reasons, not to suit you.
In fact, the more you harass, the more likely I am to hang around . . .

Good, I can harass you all the more . . .

Have fun.

I am.

maybe we should start a harassment thread?

Bet it would break all records

Of course, tacky. You are the sort of gutless Hadlee who would get a real kick out of cyber-stalking.

I thought you'd bask in the attention?

You love handing out little digs and snide comments, so I thought you'd be able to cop a bit back . . .

Hmmmm . . . let's see . . . what 'little digs and snide comments' did I handed out to tacky to make myself a target . . . he's a yobbo. Crude, rude and boorish. Wastes his considerable education and intelligence by playing up the worst in himself. That's it. OK.
At least I've told the truth. More than you. And at least I don't run away from a clean, one-on-one fight. But, well, if that's your real character I suppose you must be true to it. And although I don't care for too much time in the spotlight, I don't mind being your lightning rod if it means everyone else is spared.

Ah, you love being the victim, eh?

No, I just believe in truth. And in not subjecting the general populace to catfights that should be private - which is why I won't be responding on this thread any more.

Truth? You wouldn't know the truth if it jumped up and bit you on the arse.

Strangely I prefer things in the open. Unlike a certain forummer who prefers libellous PM's.

And then there is the one with the postcard fetish.

Taily prefers to work via PMs to insinuate nasty little lies and self-deceptions . . .

Can you ****** ****** off so we can continue to rubbish the white maggots ...