Does anyone miss Zimmy?

So, whats this shitfest all abaht? The usual?

It's about the size of Porky's poos, Mr Lever.

eowyn wrote:It's about the size of Porky's poos, Mr Lever.

Shhhh, you promised not to tell . . .

Sorry.......

Holy schitzenheimers, are tac and taily still going at it??? FFS you two, give it up. A big wet tonguey will sort it out. One...two...three...smooch. There, all is forgiven.

You should work for the UN, meaty. Snogging as a way of bringing about world peace, I like it.

eowyn wrote:You should work for the UN, meaty. Snogging as a way of bringing about world peace, I like it.

Huzzah.

Glad to be of service.

Goddess.

Who's Godess?

eowyn wrote:Who's Godess?

I dunno, who?

Little monkey........

ee, ee, ee.

Shouldn't that be "Oo oo oo"?

Phurt, we're not at a Leeds match.

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:

Merlin wrote: ... even though she knew she was wrong all along !! :

You can't possibly say what I did or didn't know. Be rational. And, please, wouldn't it be better to leave that argument alone? I can do this with both of you at once but the rest of the forum must be heartily sick of it by now.

I totally agree ... but it would have been nice to have had you openly withdraw (unconditionally) all those unfounded accusations of my sending offensive emails etc., that you levelled at me whilst you wrongly assumed Merlin to have been the NFI.
The charge against you will remain open ..... until the apology arrives.

Brass Monkey wrote:Gi' it a rest, Ian 'Doug' Neal.

Neal ... WTF?!!!
Anyway ... Not till the bender bends...........

Chap, it hasn't been proven or disproven, it's just been agreed that it's best to drop it all for the sake of the forum. Now, I'm not saying you are - but there's no proof to the contrary either.

Brass Monkey wrote: Chap, it hasn't been proven or disproven, it's just been agreed that it's best to drop it all for the sake of the forum. Now, I'm not saying you are - but there's no proof to the contrary either.

Aye ... agree mate!
Was just squeezing the last drop outta the lemon for a bit of fun!!

Brass Monkey wrote:

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:Bloody Hell!!! Can't you two grow up and sort out your differences? Or just ignore each other?

I don't expect taccyboy to act like an adult, but you're women, FFS!!!

What?




What??





What?????????

Only three What's?....you're not very bright.

Boom Boom! Sorry...could'nt resist it

Merlin wrote:

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:

Merlin wrote: ... even though she knew she was wrong all along !! :

You can't possibly say what I did or didn't know. Be rational. And, please, wouldn't it be better to leave that argument alone? I can do this with both of you at once but the rest of the forum must be heartily sick of it by now.

I totally agree ... but it would have been nice to have had you openly withdraw (unconditionally) all those unfounded accusations of my sending offensive emails etc., that you levelled at me whilst you wrongly assumed Merlin to have been the NFI.
The charge against you will remain open ..... until the apology arrives.

Well, I'm still waiting for you to tell us which of your two versions of these supposed allegations is correct - the first one, where you were investigated in depth and eventually exonerated; or the second one, where you were summarily banned. It's taking you a long time to make up your mind.

Now, do you really want to keep going with this? Or are you sensible enough to just drop it?

freddled gruntbuggly wrote:... you were investigated in depth and eventually exonerated;

Accept it.
The End.

Merlin wrote:

freddled gruntbuggly wrote: Well, I'm still waiting for you to tell us which of your two versions of these supposed allegations is correct - the first one, where you were investigated in depth and eventually exonerated; or the second one, where you were summarily banned.

Accept it.
The End.

Fixed.

I reckon Ian is correct

Aunt Nadia speaks ...