Re: Let's lighten the mood

by Brass Monkey Fri 09 May 2008, 11:56

Batman wrote:
Well It struck it off my list and I must remind you, you did post a lot of gibberish and shit when Tac had you all wound up back then. Jebus you were talking about your missus and your three mates and justifying why Jack was lonely and none of it you kept repeating the bang again and again.

No. I didn't mention mates all the time, I mentioned I had three housemates, mentioned them once - Jack latched onto it - as can be seen above. Read back through, if you need confirmation.

by Brass Monkey Fri 09 May 2008, 11:58

tac wrote:
How are those fashionable and spiffingly zany flatmates, Danny?

None of them are zany, I'd say I'm the most fashionable as well. All in all, they're untidy.

How's your .... oh, wait a minute... how's your cactus and clematis?

by tac Fri 09 May 2008, 12:00

Brass Monkey wrote:
tac wrote:
How are those fashionable and spiffingly zany flatmates, Danny?

None of them are zany, I'd say I'm the most fashionable as well. All in all, they're untidy.

How's your .... oh, wait a minute... how's your cactus and clematis?

Good, mate, but you do belittle my gardening skills . . . I have a garden full of plants . . . .

by Guest Fri 09 May 2008, 12:01

skully wrote:Fark me, now people are arguing about who has and has not had a tiff.

Post your funny youtube clips here...PLEASE.

Skully, do you want a quick one?

by skully Fri 09 May 2008, 12:02

skully wrote:And I wonder how long it will take before one or two of those dust clouds with arms, legs and fists flurrying around, rolls into this thread.

Well, it took less than a page. Well done chaps. Carry on, I'm storming off in a huff.

You've forced me to go and watch some Leeeeeg on the Teev. I hope you're happy. Suspect

by tac Fri 09 May 2008, 12:03

skully wrote:
skully wrote:And I wonder how long it will take before one or two of those dust clouds with arms, legs and fists flurrying around, rolls into this thread.
Well, it took less than a page. Well done chaps. Carry on, I'm storming off in a huff.

You've forced me to go and watch some Leeeeeg on the Teev. I hope you're happy.

We're just joking, skull, come back . . .

by skully Fri 09 May 2008, 12:03

Demelza wrote:
skully wrote:Fark me, now people are arguing about who has and has not had a tiff.

Post your funny youtube clips here...PLEASE.

Skully, do you want a quick one?

Quick, slow, or medium, I'll take "one" anyway I can get it, Dem.

by skully Fri 09 May 2008, 12:04

tac wrote:
skully wrote:
skully wrote:And I wonder how long it will take before one or two of those dust clouds with arms, legs and fists flurrying around, rolls into this thread.
Well, it took less than a page. Well done chaps. Carry on, I'm storming off in a huff.

You've forced me to go and watch some Leeeeeg on the Teev. I hope you're happy.

We're just joking, skull, come back . . .

Erm, yes.

by Brass Monkey Fri 09 May 2008, 12:05

tac wrote:
Good, mate, but you do belittle my gardening skills . . . I have a garden full of plants . . . .

You said you had an apartment or flat. Damn these inconsistancies.

by tac Fri 09 May 2008, 12:08

Brass Monkey wrote:
tac wrote:
Good, mate, but you do belittle my gardening skills . . . I have a garden full of plants . . . .

You said you had an apartment or flat. Damn these inconsistancies.

I have a ground floor apartment with a rather nice garden, FFS, we don't all live in abject poverty, old son.

by Brass Monkey Fri 09 May 2008, 12:17

tac wrote:I have a ground floor apartment with a rather nice garden, FFS, we don't all live in abject poverty, old son.

Ooh, check you!

by tac Fri 09 May 2008, 12:19

Brass Monkey wrote:
tac wrote:I have a ground floor apartment with a rather nice garden, FFS, we don't all live in abject poverty, old son.

Ooh, check you!

Indeed . . . I don't need 3 flatmates to help me pay the rent . . .

by eowyn Fri 09 May 2008, 12:20

Here you go, meaty, one clip, no arguments and a 'fork' for you. Wink

by Brass Monkey Fri 09 May 2008, 12:21

tac wrote:
Indeed . . . I don't need 3 flatmates to help me pay the rent . . .

Well, when you're a high-flyer like me who has two places - you may as well share the burden.

by tac Fri 09 May 2008, 12:22

Brass Monkey wrote:
tac wrote:
Indeed . . . I don't need 3 flatmates to help me pay the rent . . .

Well, when you're a high-flyer like me who has two places - you may as well share the burden.

Oops, forgot that shed on your allotment . . .

by Guest Fri 09 May 2008, 12:23

OMG, here we go again!

by Brass Monkey Fri 09 May 2008, 12:24

tac wrote:
Oops, forgot that shed on your allotment . . .

Sweet, well don't in future. It's where I go to be alone. In essence it's like your place.

by Brass Monkey Fri 09 May 2008, 12:25

Demelza wrote:OMG, here we go again!

F*ck do 'we'. Jack and I are mature enough to have a spar without shitting up the forum with utter bollocks.

by tac Fri 09 May 2008, 12:25

Brass Monkey wrote:
tac wrote:
Oops, forgot that shed on your allotment . . .

Sweet, well don't in future. It's where I go to be alone. In essence it's like your place.

Exactly . . . in Japan you are never alone when outside your apartment . . . there are people everywhere, all the time . . . it's great to have a place to be alone . . .

by Brass Monkey Fri 09 May 2008, 12:26

tac wrote:Exactly . . . in Japan you are never alone when outside your apartment . . . there are people everywhere, all the time . . . it's great to have a place to be alone . . .

Yeah, you're probably right - it's just a f*cker that no-one wants to talk to you however much you're out there tending to 'Clemmy' and 'Little Jacktus'.

by tac Fri 09 May 2008, 12:27

Brass Monkey wrote:
tac wrote:Exactly . . . in Japan you are never alone when outside your apartment . . . there are people everywhere, all the time . . . it's great to have a place to be alone . . .

Yeah, you're probably right - it's just a f*cker that no-one wants to talk to you however much you're out there tending to 'Clemmy' and 'Little Jacktus'.

You haven't seen the yummy mummy what lives next door . . . pig

by Guest Fri 09 May 2008, 12:28

Brass Monkey wrote:
Demelza wrote:OMG, here we go again!

F*ck do 'we'. Jack and I are mature enough to have a spar without shitting up the forum with utter bollocks.

Really????

Laughing

Don't upset skully's nice thread.

by Brass Monkey Fri 09 May 2008, 12:28

tac wrote:
You haven't seen the yummy mummy what lives next door . . .

No, but I do know that binoculars and wanking don't count as 'human contact'.

by tac Fri 09 May 2008, 12:29

Brass Monkey wrote:
tac wrote:
You haven't seen the yummy mummy what lives next door . . .

No, but I do know that binoculars and wanking don't count as 'human contact'.

by taipan Fri 09 May 2008, 12:29

tac wrote:
Exactly . . . in Japan you are never alone when outside your apartment . . . there are people everywhere, all the time . . . it's great to have a place to be alone . . .

Does the style of this post remind anyone else of Karti?

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