Re: Greatest laxatives of all time.

by spangler Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:28

When Australians propose anal entry to a lady do they sing the famous song by The Smiths?

by skully Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:31

tac wrote:according to Dem it's 9 and a half inches up the shitter . . .

Careful, you are getting Trev excited.

by Zat Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:33

skully wrote:
tac wrote:according to Dem it's 9 and a half inches up the shitter . . .
Careful, you are getting Trev excited.

He's just got a job in a Japanese gay bar. He goes around asking if he can push the customers' stools in.

by Guest Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:03

Come on, admit it. I bet you'd all like your wives to wear a strap on, just once Twisted Evil

by Brass Monkey Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:09

Demelza wrote:Come on, admit it. I bet you'd all like your wives to wear a strap on, just once

Phuck that... wouldn't mind if she used it on another woman though...

by Guest Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:25

Danny, after what you said about wearing your girlfriend's clothes, I thought you'd be kinky enough to try that. If your girlfriend appeared with a strap on and demanded you take it like a man, wouldn't you have a go?

by PeterCS Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:21

No answer is sometimes answer enough.

by horace Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:00

I have found that any communication with people from New Spiv Weazels (NSW) or Pomgolia have kept me remarkably regular.

by PeterCS Fri 23 Jan 2009, 00:15

Remarkably?!
You suffer from the world's most chronic case of constipation otherwise?? Razz

by mynah Sat 24 Jan 2009, 05:54

PeterCS wrote:No answer is sometimes answer enough.

He's left to try it out.

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:03

Danny, very disappointed in you now. Was expecting one of your gems here.

by Brass Monkey Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:06

Demelza wrote:Danny, after what you said about wearing your girlfriend's clothes, I thought you'd be kinky enough to try that. If your girlfriend appeared with a strap on and demanded you take it like a man, wouldn't you have a go?

Phuck would I. I've had a female doctor's(i.e. slender) single finger up my shitbox and that was bad enough. I felt like I was going to shit myself and was John Wayning around for a day.

It's dross.

by Brass Monkey Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:08

Also, I'm not kinky. I'm phucking boring. I'm a get the clothes off and bang away type. None of that apparently 'exciting' stuff.

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:09

PMSL Thanks for that Very Happy

by mynah Thu 29 Jan 2009, 14:00

Brass Monkey wrote:
Demelza wrote:Danny, after what you said about wearing your girlfriend's clothes, I thought you'd be kinky enough to try that. If your girlfriend appeared with a strap on and demanded you take it like a man, wouldn't you have a go?

Phuck would I. I've had a female doctor's(i.e. slender) single finger up my shitbox and that was bad enough. I felt like I was going to shit myself and was John Wayning around for a day.

It's dross.

Good luck

by Basil Thu 29 Jan 2009, 17:41

Brass Monkey wrote:
Demelza wrote:Danny, after what you said about wearing your girlfriend's clothes, I thought you'd be kinky enough to try that. If your girlfriend appeared with a strap on and demanded you take it like a man, wouldn't you have a go?

Phuck would I. I've had a female doctor's(i.e. slender) single finger up my shitbox and that was bad enough. I felt like I was going to shit myself and was John Wayning around for a day.

It's dross.

I can beat that - I've had a male doctor's entire hand up to the wrist inserted where the sun don't shine. Pleasant, it was not! pale

by JKLever Thu 29 Jan 2009, 17:58

Are you a cow?

by Basil Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:12

JKLever wrote:Are you a cow?

He told me it was one way of testing for appendicitis - he diagnosed Colic instead, which I thought only horses could get.

by Guest Thu 29 Jan 2009, 18:47

Was that in a medical capacity, or just someone you met at a party who said he was a doctor?

by Basil Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:04

Demelza wrote:Was that in a medical capacity, or just someone you met at a party who said he was a doctor?

Well, if it was a joke, the guy had gone to the trouble of buying his way into a GP practice!

by eowyn Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:49

Bunch of wimps.

by mynah Thu 29 Jan 2009, 19:56

Demelza wrote:Was that in a medical capacity, or just someone you met at a party who said he was a doctor?

Ow! I guess that happens - like the many "artists" I met who wanted to sketch me in the nude...

by PeterCS Thu 29 Jan 2009, 21:13

They just said that to get you in the mood, I bet. ...

by PeterCS Thu 29 Jan 2009, 21:15

Basil wrote:
Demelza wrote:Was that in a medical capacity, or just someone you met at a party who said he was a doctor?

Well, if it was a joke, the guy had gone to the trouble of buying his way into a GP practice!

But perhaps he just slipped his way in while the real doctor had gone for a ciggy break.

Or was it called "Fisting Surgery"?

by Basil Thu 29 Jan 2009, 21:17

At least he had the good grace to wear a surgical glove!

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