Re: Greatest laxatives of all time.

by PeterCS Thu 29 Jan 2009, 21:23

That was just to lull you into a false sense of security ....

(PS: Seriously, I hope it worked out okay, sounds terrifying ...)

by Basil Thu 29 Jan 2009, 21:27

PeterCS wrote:That was just to lull you into a false sense of security ....

(PS: Seriously, I hope it worked out okay, sounds terrifying ...)

I don't remember laughing very much at the time. The doctor's reasoning was that if it had been appendicitis, he would have been scraping me off the ceiling after that procedure. He was funny like that. Still practicing locally I believe.

by JB Thu 29 Jan 2009, 21:43

You'd think that there'd be more pleasant ways to test for appendicitis.

by Guest Fri 30 Jan 2009, 05:21

Sorry, but I'm still laughing about this

As JB said, there must be other ways. I think he was having you on!

by embee Fri 30 Jan 2009, 05:32

mynah wrote:
Demelza wrote:Was that in a medical capacity, or just someone you met at a party who said he was a doctor?
Ow! I guess that happens - like the many "artists" I met who wanted to sketch me in the nude...

Surely they'd leave their socks on so they had somewhere to carry their spare pencils ....

by Basil Fri 30 Jan 2009, 06:47

Demelza wrote:Sorry, but I'm still laughing about this

Glad to have brought some joy into your life! Wink

by Guest Fri 30 Jan 2009, 06:50

Just picturing the look of surprise on your face!

by embee Fri 30 Jan 2009, 06:51

Basil wrote:
Demelza wrote:Sorry, but I'm still laughing about this

Glad to have brought some joy into your life!

What was the giveaway how much was inserted , Bas ?

When you complained he could have removed his ring and he told you it was his watch?

by taipan Fri 30 Jan 2009, 06:54

The giveaway was the 2 hands on his shoulders.

by Guest Fri 30 Jan 2009, 06:56

Oh stop it, my face aches!

Have you ever posted anything and then regretted it?!

by Basil Fri 30 Jan 2009, 07:00

embee wrote:
Basil wrote:
Demelza wrote:Sorry, but I'm still laughing about this

Glad to have brought some joy into your life!

What was the giveaway how much was inserted , Bas ?

When you complained he could have removed his ring and he told you it was his watch?

Didn't have time to complain - just told him the symptoms, and he told me to drop my trousers. Should have guessed something was up when he strapped the surgical glove on! Hey ho, all part of life's rich pattern I suppose.

by lardbucket Fri 30 Jan 2009, 09:19

Basil wrote:
JKLever wrote:Are you a cow?

He told me it was one way of testing for appendicitis - he diagnosed Colic instead, which I thought only horses could get.

Good test, that.

'Is it better, or do you need to be tested again'?

by mynah Fri 30 Jan 2009, 09:24

Basil wrote:
embee wrote:
Basil wrote:
Demelza wrote:Sorry, but I'm still laughing about this

Glad to have brought some joy into your life!

What was the giveaway how much was inserted , Bas ?

When you complained he could have removed his ring and he told you it was his watch?

Didn't have time to complain - just told him the symptoms, and he told me to drop my trousers. Should have guessed something was up when he strapped the surgical glove on! Hey ho, all part of life's rich pattern I suppose.

Hate to break it to you - but if he had to strap it on, that was no glove...