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Post by taipan Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:09

I say within 12 months.
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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:11

No way, sir. No way in the world.
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Post by JKLever Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:12

My uncle was engaged for 40 years and never did the deed in the end...
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Post by Guest Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:13

Don't really see the point.
You all smell anyway.

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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:14

That's incredibly heartening JKL. Cheers dude.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:15

Leave Danny in peace. He only told us when tired and tempted by a similar piece, and ill-advisedly.

He should have stuck to priapism (as a topic) in my view.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:16

JKLever wrote:My uncle was engaged for 40 years and never did the deed in the end...

Was the engagement eventually dissolved due to lack of constipationummation?
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Post by JKLever Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:17

Nah, just old age Pete Laughing
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Post by bliksem Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:30

Poo on Danny's wedding? An odd request, but alright then.

If anyone needs me I'll be at Greasy Pete's All-U-Can-Eat Curry & Prune Emporium.
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Post by skully Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:43

Demelza wrote:Don't really see the point.
You all smell anyway.
Come to Aus, Dem, we bathe. Wink
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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:47

Coincidentally, I've had the most violent shits I've possibly ever had, since Sunday. OK, it could be the fact that Northampton's water got contaminated a few weeks back and they didn't warn us for days and say the incubation period for the virus is 14 days. It could be the fact I'm freaking about marriage
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Post by bliksem Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:49

Did you wipe this time?
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Post by freddled gruntbuggly Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:51

Brass Monkey wrote:Coincidentally, I've had the most violent shits I've possibly ever had, since Sunday. OK, it could be the fact that Northampton's water got contaminated a few weeks back and they didn't warn us for days and say the incubation period for the virus is 14 days. It could be the fact I'm freaking about marriage
There's no need to worry until she finds a dress she likes.
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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:53

**sighs** Dresses, venues, flowers... FFS. I may suddenly, but slyly, turn 'pagan'. They have naked weddings in fields. Simple and cheap as a Mofo.

Bliks, these beasts have been 'multi-wipers'.
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Post by taipan Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:54

Brass Monkey wrote:**sighs** Money, Dresses, money,venues, money, flowers, money...

Fixed
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Post by PeterCS Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:55

TMI Dan
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Post by PeterCS Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:55

bliksem wrote:Poo on Danny's wedding? An odd request, but alright then.

If anyone needs me I'll be at Greasy Pete's All-U-Can-Eat Curry & Prune Emporium.

That's taking Dem's point a bit too literally ...
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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:56

taipan wrote:
Brass Monkey wrote:**sighs** Money, Dresses, money,venues, money, flowers, money...

Fixed

**nods solemnly** Aye. Though she can sort the flowers out on the cheap.
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Post by PeterCS Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:57

So she's a florist/gardener?

*digs*


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Post by freddled gruntbuggly Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:57

[quote]They have naked weddings in fields. Simple and cheap as a Mofo.ote]
It'll rain, though. Or worse.


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Post by PeterCS Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:57

If bliks is around, it could be golden showers.
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Post by skully Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:59

Jebus. Violent sh!ts, golden showers. Sounds like one hell of a wedding reception!!
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Post by bliksem Tue 15 Jul 2008, 11:59

No problem. I won't even charge this time.
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Post by Brass Monkey Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:00

PeterCS wrote:So she's a florist/gardener?

*digs*

Florist. I allowed her to talk about the possible flowers for the wedding. Then went and sobbed in the bogs.
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Post by taipan Tue 15 Jul 2008, 12:01

bliksem wrote:No problem. I won't even charge this time.

Well as you are hung like a rhino.
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