Re: Alastair Cook

by Guest Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:14

I've been looking for hotel accommodation in Cardiff and nearly all of them say they're gay friendly. A couple of guest houses are run by gays.

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:15

'Gays'. I hate that. 'Blacks' is it as well?

by Guest Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:21

People of colour.

by eowyn Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:28

Cook's just got really dark thick eye lashes, what's wrong with that?

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:31

eowyn wrote:Cook's just got really dark thick eye lashes, what's wrong with that?

Apparently that makes you gay. It's like the 80's all over again.

by LeFromage Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:33

Don't you ever stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome.

by eowyn Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:34

Well, well, I thought being sexually attracted to people of the same sex as yourself was what made you 'gay', you live and learn. I'd better be a careful with the mascara in future.

by eowyn Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:35

Dello wrote:Don't you ever stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome.

Is that what your Spidey is doing?

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:36

eowyn wrote:Well, well, I thought being sexually attracted to people of the same sex as yourself was what made you 'gay', you live and learn. I'd better be a careful with the mascara in future.

When I go out in eye-liner, I get it all the time. Jebus, it's 2008 for crying out loud.

by LeFromage Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:40

It's called guy-liner. It's all the rage.

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:40

eowyn wrote:
Is that what your Spidey is doing?

Bit more Jamiroquai than Adam Ant.

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:41

Dello wrote:It's called guy-liner. It's all the rage.

Noice. Did you make that up?

by eowyn Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:41

How very Clockwork Orange of you.

by eowyn Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:42

Brass Monkey wrote:
Dello wrote:It's called guy-liner. It's all the rage.

Noice. Did you make that up?

No he didn't, it was on the telly the other day, it's a new range of mens make-up.

by JKLever Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:42

You jest...

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:43

eowyn wrote:How very Clockwork Orange of you.

Exqueeze me, I talk shit but at least it's real words. None of this 'nadsat' bollocks.

by eowyn Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:43

You can buy it in Superdrug

http://www.trackitdown.net/news/show/100616.html

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:44

eowyn wrote:
No he didn't, it was on the telly the other day, it's a new range of mens make-up.

Chroist! What's wrong with getting some bird to put some of hers on for you?

by eowyn Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:45

Brass Monkey wrote:
eowyn wrote:How very Clockwork Orange of you.

Exqueeze me, I talk shit but at least it's real words. None of this 'nadsat' bollocks.

Rubbish, I bet you known a bowler hat. Wink

by eowyn Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:46

Brass Monkey wrote:
eowyn wrote:
No he didn't, it was on the telly the other day, it's a new range of mens make-up.

Chroist! What's wrong with getting some bird to put some of hers on for you?

Nowt, I bet a bird would put on a lot neater, too.

by JKLever Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:46

“Women seem to like it too and almost appreciate the fact you’ve made an effort.”

Oh, FFS

by LeFromage Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:46

Brass Monkey wrote:
Dello wrote:It's called guy-liner. It's all the rage.

Noice. Did you make that up?

Nope. S'true.

Although I don't think you can buy Gayl Polish or Hair Gaytners. Or sparkling Body (up the) Shitter.

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:47

eowyn wrote:
Rubbish, I bet you known a bowler hat.

I got nicked in a bowler hat the other month. Made some stern bastard of a desk Sargeant laugh, eventually.

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:48

eowyn wrote:
Nowt, I bet a bird would put on a lot neater, too.

Can't put things near my eyes, it freaks me. Glad I don't need specs therefore contacts. Dunno how people do it..

by Brass Monkey Fri 08 Aug 2008, 15:49

Dello wrote:
Nope. S'true.

Although I don't think you can buy Gayl Polish or Hair Gaytners. Or sparkling Body (up the) Shitter.

Shame. May have got some Gayl Polish.

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