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Post by Red Sun 05 Oct 2008, 12:32

Isn't that a premature ejaculation?

Alastair Cook, Starting Out: My Story So Far (Hodder, £19.99).
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Post by JKLever Sun 05 Oct 2008, 14:37

Otherwise known as 'let's rake in the cash whilst i'm still in the test side!!'
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Post by furriner Sun 05 Oct 2008, 16:45

Damn.

In a few years they''ll be writing their autos soon after facing or bowling the first ball. Title will be the same:

My life: The story thus far.
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Post by tac Sun 05 Oct 2008, 16:57

Can't wait for your book, furry:

My life; Peaches 'n' cream
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Post by Henry Sun 05 Oct 2008, 16:58

No doubt Darren Pattinson has a book in the pipeline....
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Post by Merlin Sun 05 Oct 2008, 17:33

Henry wrote:No doubt Darren Pattinson has a book in the pipeline....

Aye, it's out already .... called The DIY Guide to fast bowling Roofing and Tiling.

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Post by Henry Sun 05 Oct 2008, 17:35

I thought it would be more along the lines of, "The backpacker's guide to playing cricket for England."
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Post by Para Batsman Mon 06 Oct 2008, 00:15

Shane Watson's "How to overcome a hamstring injury in ten easy lesson's" is in the pipeline.

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Post by tac Mon 06 Oct 2008, 02:04

Fark, Para, that was piss poor . . .
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Post by G.Wood Mon 06 Oct 2008, 02:22

you sound surprised
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Post by horace Mon 06 Oct 2008, 02:26

rofl at the above...must say it is good for what passes as my black little pea heart to read the epistles of tac and furri (in fact most of you formmers - inc you poor folk who stem from Inner and Outer Pomgolia)
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Post by Bradman Mon 06 Oct 2008, 03:53

Well Ponting had his autobiorgaphy (autobiography, like right) about 2 hours after he was selected for the first time.
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Post by furriner Mon 06 Oct 2008, 04:44

horace wrote:rofl at the above...must say it is good for what passes as my black little pea heart to read the epistles of tac and furri (in fact most of you formmers - inc you poor folk who stem from Inner and Outer Pomgolia)

Glad to help, horrie. ****** off horrie.
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Post by Red Mon 06 Oct 2008, 05:48

Para Batsman wrote:Shane Watson's "How to overcome a hamstring injury in ten easy lesson's" is in the pipeline.

Far too long-winded, even TWANG would do the trick.
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Post by Henry Mon 06 Oct 2008, 05:52

Or C*NT.
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Post by Para Batsman Mon 06 Oct 2008, 07:04

tac wrote:Fark, Para, that was piss poor . . .

OK how many hammies has he done then? There's to be a chapter on each one.


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Post by skully Mon 06 Oct 2008, 07:06

Red wrote:
Para Batsman wrote:Shane Watson's "How to overcome a hamstring injury in ten easy lesson's" is in the pipeline.

Far too long-winded, even TWANG would do the trick.
TWHANG would be a suitable nickname for Watto. The Walking Hammy And Niggling Groin.
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Post by skully Mon 06 Oct 2008, 07:07

Red wrote:Isn't that a premature ejaculation?

Alastair Cook, Starting Out: My Story So Far (Hodder, £19.99).
I wonder if it contains tips on how best to apply manly eyeliner?
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Post by embee Mon 06 Oct 2008, 07:14

Para Batsman wrote:
tac wrote:Fark, Para, that was piss poor . . .

OK how many hammies has he done then?

4 byes
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Post by Para Batsman Mon 06 Oct 2008, 07:18

skully wrote:
Red wrote:
Para Batsman wrote:Shane Watson's "How to overcome a hamstring injury in ten easy lesson's" is in the pipeline.

Far too long-winded, even TWANG would do the trick.
TWHANG would be a suitable nickname for Watto. The Walking Hammy And Niggling Groin.

I heard they grow stronger with each snap given sufficient time to regrow.
Much like a bone.

He must now have a near unbreakable hammie.

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Post by Para Batsman Mon 06 Oct 2008, 07:20

embee wrote:
Para Batsman wrote:
tac wrote:Fark, Para, that was piss poor . . .

OK how many hammies has he done then?

4 byes

Are you an Umpire in disguise?

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Post by horace Mon 06 Oct 2008, 07:27

...and the finger slowly raises
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Post by embee Mon 06 Oct 2008, 07:34

Para Batsman wrote:
embee wrote:
Para Batsman wrote:
tac wrote:Fark, Para, that was piss poor . . .

OK how many hammies has he done then?

4 byes

Are you an Umpire in disguise?

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Post by horace Mon 06 Oct 2008, 07:35

PB in foot in mouth before wicket routine...you are out sir
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Post by G.Wood Mon 06 Oct 2008, 07:44

Para Batsman wrote:
embee wrote:
Para Batsman wrote:
tac wrote:Fark, Para, that was piss poor . . .

OK how many hammies has he done then?

4 byes

Are you an Umpire in disguise?

disguised as a sight screen
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