Name some dud Captains of modern times?

Say since Bradman or whenever. Throw in some good ones as a comparison and comments as you like.

Peter May?

Captain Sensible
Captain Wilton Parmenter
Captain Andtennille

Correlli....brilliant.
Pugwash ...crap.

I agree with Captain Andtenille and qualify that with a Captain Beefheart on the contrary.

Captain Merrill Stubing . . . did well on his tours of the Caribbean

Never had the pleasure of Cap'n Crunch, but can hazard a guess that he's pretty gash.

Captain Beaky

Captain Blackadder

tac wrote:Captain Blackadder

Yes Darling?

Kim Hughes, Bill Lawry, Tony Grieg, Richie Richardson, Hansie Cronjie, anyone who captained England from '89 onwards (would name them, but a reunion would need to book Wembley instead of the local pub), Ranatunga (just 'coz he's a qunt), Steve Waugh ( for the atrocious last test, last day, last session bowling decisions in India 2001), Punter just coz he looks like Beaker and ain't a Captain's arsehole, and Hitler Woods (only because he sent me in to bat in a social match just as we cracked the third keg).

Merlin wrote:

tac wrote:Captain Blackadder

Yes Darling?

Good luck, everyone . . .

Capt. Wallace B 'Leadbottom' Binghamton

Bradman wrote:Kim Hughes, Bill Lawry, Tony Grieg, Richie Richardson, Hansie Cronjie, anyone who captained England from '89 onwards (would name them, but a reunion would need to book Wembley instead of the local pub), Ranatunga (just 'coz he's a qunt), Steve Waugh ( for the atrocious last test, last day, last session bowling decisions in India 2001), Punter just coz he looks like Beaker and ain't a Captain's arsehole, and Hitler Woods (only because he sent me in to bat in a social match just as we cracked the third keg).

Aye, out of that lot, I'd reckon Hitler Wood's was a right qunt.
Reminds me a bit of another qunt .... name of Vaughan.

Captain Kirk?

Mainwaring ..... "You stupid boy."

Reminds me a bit of another qunt .... name of Vaughan.[b][i]

See '89 onwards. As much as I have a problem with Poms I wouldn't even put them in the same qunt league as Ranatunga.

Captain Queeg.

Bradman wrote:Reminds me a bit of another qunt .... name of Vaughan.[b][i]

See '89 onwards. As much as I have a problem with Poms I wouldn't even put them in the same qunt league as Ranatunga.

Glad you mentioned that - for my part same applies re. Punter - viz., avoiding the Ranatunga league.

JGK wrote:Captain Kirk?

From 'Loch Ness' (1996)

Macsomethingorother (local villager, played by Ian Hiolm): 'Wat yu're doin' is an insult to th' kirk!!!'

Dempsey (scientist sent from Harvard to investigate L.N. monster, played by Ted Dansen): 'Would that be James T Kirk of the Starship enterprise?'

Of course, I mean the scientist is played by Ted Dansen.

Not the monster.

I can't remember who played the monster but apparently Sarah Palin auditioned.

WTF you on about Fred ?!!

Captain America - Festivest superhero.

All superheros are festive as

Whats with the pants on the outside of the troosers look?

Dick Dastardly ..... "Mutley ... help me Mutley ?"