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Post by lardbucket Thu 18 Dec 2008, 06:37

Frodo.

Bilbo.

The whole firm, really.

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Post by tac Thu 18 Dec 2008, 07:04

Firm hobbits? I always thought them a little chubby, a bit like jelly babies, really . . .
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Post by lardbucket Thu 18 Dec 2008, 07:07

It's all those 'second breakfasts'. Iron hobbit food.

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Post by eowyn Thu 18 Dec 2008, 07:10

Far too hairy to have their heads bitten of a la jelly babies. In fact is probably the hair that makes lardy's stools so firm.
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Post by horace Thu 18 Dec 2008, 07:10

lardbucket wrote:It's all those 'second breakfasts'. Iron hobbit food.

huh...wasn't aware they were smokers...prolly of fags
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Post by lardbucket Thu 18 Dec 2008, 07:13

conf of hat of smoking?

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Post by eowyn Thu 18 Dec 2008, 07:14

I think Sam would have.
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Post by taipan Thu 18 Dec 2008, 07:17

Wasn't Sam wise?
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Post by lardbucket Thu 18 Dec 2008, 07:18

Gollum certainly carried on like a pathetic smoker, wheedling and begging.

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Post by Zat Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:39

How can anyone not know that the hobbits were smokers? Oh hang on, these days you don't need to read books, just watch the sanitised, PC movies...

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Post by horace Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:52

lardbucket wrote:Gollum certainly carried on like a pathetic smoker, wheedling and begging.


...oi ...smokers peg out early avoiding dementia and long term financial and social costs...the challenge is to not further extend life but its quality (speaking as one who knows a bit about it)
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Post by tac Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:57

horace wrote:
lardbucket wrote:Gollum certainly carried on like a pathetic smoker, wheedling and begging.


...oi ...smokers peg out early avoiding dementia and long term financial and social costs...the challenge is to not further extend life but its quality (speaking as one who knows a bit about it)

Spot the Monash boy . . . .he he he
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Post by horace Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:00

rofl ...that's Maonash to you sunnyjim
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Post by Zat Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:04

horace wrote:
lardbucket wrote:Gollum certainly carried on like a pathetic smoker, wheedling and begging.


...oi ...smokers peg out early avoiding dementia and long term financial and social costs...the challenge is to not further extend life but its quality (speaking as one who knows a bit about it)
You call your advanced state of decrepitation quality extended life? Farq. Shoot me now.

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Post by horace Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:07

erm...you misunderstand...but hey you have no thatch on your noggin and prolly have heatstroke...I have an absurdly long life but would trade it for quality (your rug does not count as quality)
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Post by eowyn Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:09

What is quality, horrie? Genuine question.
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Post by tac Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:11

Probably anything that doesn't include the first Mrs H . . . .
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Post by horace Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:12

eowyn wrote:What is quality, horrie? Genuine question.

cripes Ange...have not had enough espressos and cigars to commence that treatise this early in the day, save that you and your clan seem to make a fair fist of it
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Post by horace Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:13

tac wrote:Probably anything that doesn't include the first Mrs H . . . .

...cruel and unusual treatment to remind me
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Post by eowyn Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:14

Probably anything that doesn't include the first Mrs H . . . .

And the others?
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Post by horace Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:16

eowyn wrote:
Probably anything that doesn't include the first Mrs H . . . .

And the others?

this is unfair...after living so damn long I deserve to have the dementia kicking in by now...reminding me of other ex Mrs H's is...erm... unhelpful Razz
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Post by eowyn Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:19

horace wrote:
eowyn wrote:What is quality, horrie? Genuine question.

cripes Ange...have not had enough espressos and cigars to commence that treatise this early in the day, save that you and your clan seem to make a fair fist of it

Crumbs, never expected that answer. My clan?
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Post by eowyn Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:20

horace wrote:
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Probably anything that doesn't include the first Mrs H . . . .

And the others?

this is unfair...after living so damn long I deserve to have the dementia kicking in by now...reminding me of other ex Mrs H's is...erm... unhelpful Razz

Couldn't resist! Very Happy
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Post by horace Thu 18 Dec 2008, 23:20

quality is always closest at hand...think i wrote an ode about that once
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