Re: Great cricket love affairs

by eowyn Fri 09 Jan 2009, 10:50

spangler wrote:Aye Langer's nose and anyone's arse was a match made in heaven

That's a bit unfair, spang, the arse is the only bit Langer's nose can reach on most people.

by Yorkie Jill Fri 09 Jan 2009, 10:52

spangler wrote:
Yorkie Jill wrote:
taipan wrote:
Yorkie Jill wrote:
taipan wrote:
spangler wrote:Ashley Giles and Michael Vaughan.

Although I think that wasn't so much love as just pure, brutal penetrative sodomy.

One day a real cricketer is going to find this place and the dung is really going to fly.

can't complain if it's the truth.

Spang, have you been on that weird 'cricketers who are actually gay and sh*g each other' group again? Maybe you're one of the 'girls' who writes on there?

You are joking?

Nope. It's a livejournal group. Can't remember what it is/was called, but it was pretty hardcore. Nowt so queer as folk.

Slash Cricket. Not that I read it. Much.

There we go. I'd repressed it. Won't be checking up on it at work though.

by PeterCS Fri 09 Jan 2009, 10:53

That much-missed girl called Angela and a down-under fellow mysteriously known as "Me Tea"?

by eowyn Fri 09 Jan 2009, 10:56

Pardon, Pete?

BTW it's SlashCricket, no space if you're googling. Or maybe not.....

by Bradman Fri 09 Jan 2009, 10:57

Talking about penetrative sodomy who was that Oz cricketer who picked up the tranny by mistake and kicked the shite out of him the next morning.

My money has always been on Merv Hughes.

by PeterCS Fri 09 Jan 2009, 10:58

Warney and anybody in a skirt, plus KP. (Tempestuous on the last one.)

by spangler Fri 09 Jan 2009, 10:59

I've not often thought about it but after seeing it written I have to ask:

Is there a type of sodomy that isn't penetrative?

I really should stop reading Slashcricket...

by lardbucket Fri 09 Jan 2009, 10:59

I'm not aware of that story.

Brendon Julian, maybe?

by taipan Fri 09 Jan 2009, 11:05

Warnie.

*starts running from Hilda*

by PeterCS Fri 09 Jan 2009, 11:19

Lilian Thomson.

by PeterCS Fri 09 Jan 2009, 11:19

Langer and Haydos - unbeatable in the bearhug.

by Bradman Fri 09 Jan 2009, 11:24

Nah! It's definately a sort of starter. Some journo printed it years ago without naming names and wasn't sued and I had a reporter from the Oz (not a sports reporter) confirm the incident but didn't know the name.

by Merlin Fri 09 Jan 2009, 11:30

Orangina and sunbeds.
Gatting and meat pies.
Athers and mud.
Lillee/Marsh and Ladbrokes.
Merv and exhibitionism exercizes.
Boon and beer.

by embee Fri 09 Jan 2009, 12:13

Bradman wrote:Nah! It's definately a sort of starter. Some journo printed it years ago without naming names and wasn't sued and I had a reporter from the Oz (not a sports reporter) confirm the incident but didn't know the name.

KJnr ...and he lived with her for a few years

by taipan Fri 09 Jan 2009, 12:15

Madame Butterfly?

by tac Fri 09 Jan 2009, 12:16

Lawry and Merv . . . the great Victorian!

by tac Fri 09 Jan 2009, 12:17

And no one's mentioned Slats and Gilly's missus . . .

by Merlin Fri 09 Jan 2009, 12:21

Kim Hughes and hankerchiefs.
Michael Vaughan and handkerchiefs.
Tuffers and weeds.
Vaughan and positives.

by mynah Fri 09 Jan 2009, 13:14

Bradman wrote:Nah! It's definately a sort of starter. Some journo printed it years ago without naming names and wasn't sued and I had a reporter from the Oz (not a sports reporter) confirm the incident but didn't know the name.

Now if The Sun could have gotten hold of the tranny...

by mynah Mon 12 Jan 2009, 07:00

Some new blossoming affairs, judging from two headlines (I didn't get around to reading the text):

Tait: "I was buggered after one over"

Smith: "Morne Morkel dressed me"

by Red Mon 12 Jan 2009, 07:13

mynah wrote:Some new blossoming affairs, judging from two headlines (I didn't get around to reading the text):

Tait: "I was buggered after one over"

Smith: "Morne Morkel dressed me"

Remember Sooky was the guy who poked Morkel in the arse. We have video proof of that. Smile

by Zat Mon 12 Jan 2009, 07:43

Is this all because Smith wouldn't poke you in the arse, Red?

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