Re: Oz Open Tennis 2009

by skully Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:32

I was expecting some sort of dessert reference.

by lardbucket Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:33

I'm sure she's seen plenty of the sticky white stuff.

by skully Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:33

Noice.

by lardbucket Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:36

You can't make a pav ... without breaking ova.

by skully Tue 20 Jan 2009, 10:37

Quit while you're behind, old bean. Basketball

by JKLever Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:33

skully wrote:Erm, why don't you edit the gay line, Ponts.

She is rather tidy...

Can't recall seeing her in the flesh so to speak, but that pic makes her look barely legal Shocked

by skully Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:36

And, JKL, your problem is...?

by taipan Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:37

So Skulls, your daughter survive the cruise?

by skully Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:43

Hehehe, nicely put into perspective, taips. Well played, sir. Smile

Yep, she got back on Sunday morning happy as Larry. Basically gave her "friends" the flick and just enjoyed herself meeting other people (while being a "good" girl). Enjoyed all the shows (cabarets, magic shows, comedy acts etc). Loved the islands of Vanuatu and surrounds. Didn't spend ridiculous amounts on booze. In fact half her onboard bill was 2 phone calls back to Aus to her man, which set her back...wait for it...$175!! She only spent about $150 on drinks in 10 days.

In the end she was very glad she went.

by taipan Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:45

yep, there's plenty to do on ship.

by skully Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:49

She was surprised at how much rocking and rolling the ship did. She took a seasick pill ever day while on board to ensure she didn't barf. Said it was quite odd for a few hours when she got home, not feeling the rolling motions under foot. Sort of like getting off a trampoline after a long bounce.

My wife would be hopeless. She gets seasick in the bath.

by taipan Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:52

The funny thing is that the only people you see walk straight on a ship are pissed out of their skulls.

by skully Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:55

Hehe, I'll take your word, having never partaken in a drunken cruising r00t fest.

by JKLever Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:29

skully wrote:And, JKL, your problem is...?

Woah, steady on there Skulls. I'm not about to launch into a tac style disney channel rant!

by OP Tipping Wed 21 Jan 2009, 02:01

Through to Round 2 are the following Australians:

Chris Guccione to meet Gilles Simon (6)
Bernard Tomic to meet Gilles Muller (unseeded)
Brydan Klein to meet Stanislas Wawrinka (15)

Jelena Dokic to meet Anna Chakvetadze (17)
Jessica Moore to meet Flavia Pennetta (12)
Samantha Stosur to meet Sabine Lisicki (unseeded)

by DJ_Smerk Wed 21 Jan 2009, 02:02

Hows Andy Murray doing in this? I haven't been following...

by embee Wed 21 Jan 2009, 02:02

DJ_Smerk wrote:Hows Andy Murray doing in this? I haven't been following...

He's still British ....

by DJ_Smerk Wed 21 Jan 2009, 02:05

He's Scottish....

by horace Wed 21 Jan 2009, 02:08

DJ_Smerk wrote:He's Scottish....

no...he hasn't lost yet

by OP Tipping Wed 21 Jan 2009, 02:09

His round 1 opponent Andrei Pavel retired injured during the match (though Murray was well on top anyway).

Next up, Murray faces Marcel Granollers of Spain, whom by rights he should destroy.

Indeed, Murray will probably not face any significant resistence until the quarter finals.

by horace Wed 21 Jan 2009, 02:13

OP Tipping wrote:Indeed, Murray will probably not face any significant resistence until the quarter finals.

...aside from the overbearing english press and good luck calls from Tim Henman

by OP Tipping Wed 21 Jan 2009, 02:15

I like to sing Chakvetadze to the tune of Paparazzi.

Then again, I like to sing Umar Gul to the tune of Voulez-vous, and Shakib Al Hasan to the tune of Feliz Navidad.

by JGK Wed 21 Jan 2009, 02:33

OP Tipping wrote:I like to sing Chakvetadze to the tune of Paparazzi.

Then again, I like to sing Umar Gul to the tune of Voulez-vous, and Shakib Al Hasan to the tune of Feliz Navidad.

So you like singing "Umar Gul couchez avec moi, c'est soir".

You are more santa

than I thought.

by OP Tipping Wed 21 Jan 2009, 02:37

Actually I was referring to the ABBA song.

I guess that doesn't make things any better. The evidence is certainly mounting.

by horace Wed 21 Jan 2009, 02:44

phurt...don't believe that...I had a yarn with some blokes in a chip pub one day when one said there were no santa

Queenslanders

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