The Forum Pendant

[PeterCS]

I hear Skully's got a big one, but here we go with a toss-up:

Contestant 1:


Contestant 2:

[LeFromage]

I like the first one. It'd look great as a cock ring.

[lardbucket]

Skully and Lever 'hang around' more than most.

[Zat]

They're both shit. The pendants, that is, not skully and Lever.

[DJ_Smerk]

They're both shit. The pendants, that is, not skully and Lever.

[OP Tipping]

Horrie's the oldest swinger in town.

[Zat]

I think of him more as a floater than a swinger.

[skully]

I like the first one. It'd look great as a cock ring.

Dello in fine form today.

[tac]

I thought this was about dem's hugely saggy fun bags . . .

[skully]

I read it as "Pedant" and then found it was about gay cricket jewelery.

[Zat]

I thought this was about dem's hugely saggy fun bags . . .

That would be 'The forum pendants'

[Guest]

I thought this was about dem's hugely saggy fun bags . . .

They don't sag. My middle tyre keeps them up.

[Zat]

I thought this was about dem's hugely saggy fun bags . . .

They don't sag. My middle tyre keeps them up.

So you do look like Kallis then.

[Guest]

I'm not laughing, really.

[lardbucket]

Flab aghasted.

[Brass Monkey]

I like the first one. It'd look great as a cock ring.

Um, a cock-ring goes round the shaft of your cock.

I think you're on about a Prince Albert.

Dickweed.

[PeterCS]

I read it as "Pedant" and then found it was about gay cricket jewelery.

There's already one called that. Which is the one I was sending up.

Slightly disturbing (rejective) identification of "gay"?

Give a man a Rorschach blot and he makes his own mark ...

[LeFromage]

I like the first one. It'd look great as a cock ring.

Um, a cock-ring goes round the shaft of your cock.

I think you're on about a Prince Albert.

Dickweed.

Shown myself up there with my lack of genital piercing knowledge.

Which one's the Artist Formally Known As Prince? Through the scrotum and out the anus?

[eowyn]

You'd need a big ring to do that.

[PeterCS]

Maybe he has a wraparound scrotum.

[eowyn]

Throws it jauntily over his shoulder?

[PeterCS]

Pulls it blithely under his rectum.

[eowyn]

Isn't that what ladyboys do???

[PeterCS]

If they want Dello's type of piercing, I guess they might.

[Zat]

I like the first one. It'd look great as a cock ring.

Um, a cock-ring goes round the shaft of your cock.

I think you're on about a Prince Albert.

Dickweed.

Is a Dickweed a plant through the old todger? Sounds painful. And temporary, because I couldn't imagine such a plant staying alive for long.

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