Re: The Forum Pendant

[Brass Monkey]

A dickweed is someone with a weedy dick. i.e. one of those poor souls who can't pull a double decker bus with it.

[skully]

A Mary Jane growing out the end of your wang. Self watering and fertilising, might be potent gear. A bit embarrassing when you have to whip it out at the men's to have a squirt. "Fark, what is that sticking out of your d!ck?" - "Relax man, just a mild case of fungus." "But it tickles the ladies, and does wonders for my relaxed staying power."

[Brass Monkey]

A Mary Jane growing out the end of your wang. Self watering and fertilising, might be potent gear. A bit embarrassing when you have to whip it out at the men's to have a squirt. "Fark, what is that sticking out of your d!ck?" - "Stop looking at my dick please, you repressed homosexual."

Fixed.

[skully]

Aye, BM, other guys staring at my d!ck does give me the heebie geebies. But I fear if I say "fark off ya farkin perverted homo" I might get my teeth embedded in my tonsils.

[lardbucket]

Fark, heat wave on one thread, meat wave on this one.

[JGK]

Cheat wave on the Murali thread.

[skully]

The heat in the meat ups the steaks.

[eowyn]

Never known lardy moan about too much meat before......

[Brass Monkey]

Aye, BM, other guys staring at my d!ck does give me the heebie geebies. But I fear if I say "fark off ya farkin perverted homo" I might get my teeth embedded in my tonsils.

Hmmm, surely they'll be embarassed at getting caught having a blast at someone's pecker? That's the way it'd work over here.

[Zat]

So the forum pendant is skully's pecker?

Cancel my order.

[LeFromage]

A dickweed is someone with a weedy dick. i.e. one of those poor souls who can't pull a double decker bus with it.

Perry Dickweed used to play in goal for Brighton. Fact. Kind of.

[DJ_Smerk]

Dickfreed and Roy?

[lardbucket]

I like the first one. It'd look great as a c*ck ring.

Glory days ...

[taipan]

I like the first one. It'd look great as a c*ck ring.

Glory days ...

Yeah, right

[lardbucket]

It's all relative.

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