South Africa vs Australia, 3rd Test, Cape Town, 19-23 March

Errr .. noticed that Mitch's already firing duds!
I thought this "great white hope" could do batsmen 'damage' on any kinda wicket !

He's still very much "hit and miss", Merls. On a good day, he'll cut you to ribbons. On another day he'll bowl 4 balls 3 times an over to go with 3 inoccuous wide short balls.

He's a work-in-progress. Bring back Gump to lead the attack and it will be good for Midge. 6 weeks in English County Cricket will harden up Gump quite nicely thankyou.

And Midge removes Amla. Still a lot of quality batting to get through though.

Fatboy Kallis ought to have been a football striker ... he doesn't 'alf head a cricket ball well !
Think what he could do with the larger sized football !!

Prince ton up, looks like bye bye McKenzie...

3-all it is, then, as if that were ever in doubt.

taipan wrote:Red, red, wherefore art thou Red

I guess you never realised the quote has nothing to do with whereabouts.

I'm back.

And yes, well done Prince!

Kallis in soporific mode.

Ronnie and Ohma, farkin embarrassments.

lardbucket wrote:3-all it is, then, as if that were ever in doubt.

Indeed. Dead rubber soft c0cks return with avengeance.

Casson must tearing his hair out at the sight of McGain bowling.

Ohma, 6-1-48-0. FFS.

Well, that's the Ashes tour party spinner's spot sorted . . .

I suppose you could put it down to first test nerves.

skully wrote:Ohma, 6-1-48-0. FFS.

The Aus selectors (an astute bunch of guys) said yesterday tht McGain was an inked in selection for the ashes '09 squad.

Please, oh please FFS, bring him to England.
Haven't seen such tripe since Ian Salisbury disappeared down a Slurrey hole.

I'm almost feeling nostalgic for bloody Magoo.

This bullsh!t of trying to find the next Warne must stop. Ohma is useless. Play 6 bats, a keeper and 4 quicks, with Fleas and Pup to wheel a few overs of spin down.

5 bats, a wicky, 3 quicks, and then 2 sh!t vomits is just appalling.

Basil wrote:I suppose you could put it down to first test nerves.

Or a complete lack of talent at Test level.

skully wrote:5 bats, a rotten wicky, 3 quicks, and then 2 sh!t vomits is just appalling.

Fixed.

Yeah, like he's the cause of all our woes, you bitter, twisted Tozzie.

I think Punter has made his point with the NSP, but he might give him one more over to drive it home . . .

skully wrote:

Basil wrote:I suppose you could put it down to first test nerves.

Or a complete lack of talent at Test level.

Watching Ian Salisbury bowl was a lot like this.

skully wrote:Yeah, like he's the cause of all our woes, you bitter, twisted Tozzie.

McGain's probably his boyfriend.

Basil wrote:

skully wrote:

Basil wrote:I suppose you could put it down to first test nerves.

Or a complete lack of talent at Test level.

Watching Ian Salisbury bowl was a lot like this.

Aye, good times when Slurrey visited us!

Always knew Swanny would do better than any of Giles, Salisbury or Batty.

No-one believed me. Everybody thought it was a Northants pick.

You know who you all are ------> that deserves a big phuck you.