Gayest commentator in cricket???

Has to be Mark Nicholas.. Never seen a commentator so farking happy. Some people see the world in black and white, others in shades of gray. Nicholas sees the world in different shades of pink and diamond glitter.

He lives in a world of superlatives.. If a batsman hits a rank full toss straight into mid-on's lap. He would say '' Ohhhhhhhhh!! what an almost absolutely glorious shot only bettered by a fantastically astoundingly great catch and a canny piece of bowling.OOH!!! "

David Lloyd also strikes me as being pretty gay. Never seems to lose his enthusiasm, probably has some liquid refreshment stashed under the commies table.

I've always thought there was something "old man gay" about Tony Cozier.

Listening to Viv Richards commentate is like having my brain slowly raped. Although in this case having a man performing a metaphyscial sex act on me doesn't feel gay.

I don't know about gay commentators, though I suppose Michael Atherton has a touch of weird, upper class 'peek across the urinals' gay about him. What I would say is that this place is growing a little gayer, as if a few members are embracing their members metrosexual side. Or are we all a little bit gay?

Aberforth will be telling us England have just won the Ashes next & Rudi has just flicked the bails off at the Oval....

Slow News Day in Aber?

Blowers is so gay with his cravats and toffyness that you might as well give him KY Jelly, butt plugs, anal condoms and furry pink dice for his Mercedes SLK.

And some people say I'm homophobic on these boards.

But Nicholas has to be more than camp. He's the whole boy scout jamboree, surely...

That guy Pommy ????? sounds so pretentious. I don't think that is a normal normal Zimbabewans accent.

spangler wrote:Blowers is so gay with his cravats and toffyness that you might as well give him KY Jelly, butt plugs, anal condoms and furry pink dice for his Mercedes SLK.

Yo! whatcha bringing furri and me into this for?

Shivanamaharikrishna.

'nuff said.

Hello....massive!

Mike Coward, Spanky and Nicholas. Nicholas was having lots of premature ejaculations and mulitiple orgasms the other night in the T20 between oz and SA. He seems to become more enamoured of the small Morkel by the day, at one stage he proclaimed "Albie - what a boy!"

Spanky is up there....

Does Trev commentate?

I cringe as much whether I am listening to or reading Spanky. And Nicholarse is just a raving tutu wearer.

I'd like to apologise for exporting our bottom bandits to Aus. Though we've been doing it for 200 years so it's just habit

What a caring sharing sort of guy you are , JKL.

JKLever wrote:I'd like to apologise for exporting our bottom bandits to Aus. Though we've been doing it for 200 years so it's just habit

Not to mention all the sheep.

Here's the uptown top ranking:

Mark Nicholas
Laxman Shivaramakrishnan
Barry Richards
Bill Lawry
Ian Smith

As nations:

Australia
India
South Africa
New Zealand
Sri Lanka

Brass Monkey wrote:Here's the uptown top ranking:

You don't mean topbottom?

skully wrote:And Nicholarse is just a raving tutu wearer.

Thats is so on the nose!

The gayest thing I've seen and that includes a snippet of my bro's gay french videos is in 2004 when Nicholas was talking to Chris Cairns - the giggle was like a schoolgirl's, the knees kept trembling hence courtseying and his chat was so 'Turkish baths' it was unbelievable. I swear I saw damp patches appear on both side of his trousers.

Gayists.......

I won't lie to you, I've always rather liked Mark Nicholas, although he is gaining a double chin fast.