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And is better looking.

skully wrote:And is better looking.

did not think it worth stating the obvious

Fair enough, ya old qunt.

skully wrote:tails came out of the womb as a fully grown woman.

skully wrote:tails came out of the womb as a fully grown woman.

I wouldn't wish that one anyone, not even my mother.

There's nothing wrong with not wanting to have anything to do with noisy, red-faced, squealing, pissing, puking, pant-pooping infants. And be grateful for it - the world could not cope with another me.

In what farkin bizarre many-worlds superposition would tails even get close to having a baby of her own? Seems about as crazy as horrie worrying what it'd be like to be young again . . . .

Jacksyboy, it's not about whether I could but whether I'd want to.
And, fortunately, I never have. In fact, I've been bloody careful to make sure it never happened. Cost me at least three relationships, but there are some things I'd never do for any man . . .

Babies are great, despite the many temporary drawbacks taily mentions.

It's adults you need to be wary around.

I didn't like mine much till he was about 4 months old and then he suddenly became interesting.

Ah, yes, first teeth and suckling. God must be a misogynist.

I must be weird, I was totally engrossed in mine from the moment they popped out, they wiggle about, you work out who they look like, then then they fill out and the look like someone else. They smile and grip your finger....Then they eat real food, sit up and get really fat, then they move and you're ****** for the next 18 + years.

eowyn wrote:I must be weird, I was totally engrossed in mine from the moment they popped out, they wiggle about, you work out who they look like, then then they fill out and the look like someone else. They smile and grip your finger....Then they eat real food, sit up and get really fat, then they move and you're ****** for the next 18 + years.

... and then they leave home on life's adventure .... (but, in fairness, they always visit, and often, and always WITH A SACK FULL OF CLOTHES FOR WASHING!! )

They are a bundle of joy when they are born - then something happens and they start to shit and vomit like it was going out of fashion.

Then something happens again and junior looks you in the eye and, for no good reason, says " I love you"

Thank God they don't have to have a reason.

Basil wrote:

Then something happens again and junior looks you in the eye and, for no good reason, says " I've taken the car and am going out for the weekend. Seeya old man"

Fixed.

5 years old today

embee wrote:5 years old today

That was quick

embee wrote:5 years old today

Time flies . . .so keep enjoying every moment!

 

I must have been away when your wee one arrived, MB, so a 5 years late congratulations from the Growly one. I trust she's got you well & truly wrapped around her little finger by now .

Any plans for a larger family? When my son finally arrived after a 27 hour labour, I was told in no uncertain terms that he was going to be an only child - mind you, he was 10lb 5oz (4.7kg).

And time does seem to pass quicker as we get older - hardly seems any time since he was starting school - to think he's just finished his masters degree and going on to his PhD .........

If you're a drug-addled f*cktard, the concept of time is so foreign.

But fair play, all the same, MB.

5 years ... school and the first waves of cynicism the next step. Fairies? Santa?

Time has passed quickly. You were lucky to save her from skully that night ...

aye ...re saving her from skully

fantastic news to learn the Assassinette has turned 5..

I am already having pause for thought about what she will eventually do in life and the forum

Congrats to young A, big A and MrsA.   

horace wrote:aye ...re saving her from skully

fantastic news to learn the Assassinette

nice, would have been even better if you'd thought of it when she was in her bassinet

Mine's 9, he's done well to live this long - the varmint!