Jesus, this place is dead...

obviously IPL isnt cricket

Any port in a storm.

embee wrote:obviously IPL isnt cricket

Obviously.

All the IPL games have a remarkable sameness about them.

Although Kolkata did manage 232 last night.

Yeah I noticed that. They decide it wasn't parkish enough and just make the boundary ropes the thirty metre line.

Today...nothing happened, particularly on this forum.

Day 3 of the Warnambool jumps. Got a maiden into the steeple yesterday, making up for the bath I took at Strathalbyn. So another day of flipping between that, candy crush and the loons on Sky. No promises but.....

Ferk a derk!!! 10 days into May and we've made barely 200 posts.

Another nadir approacheth.

And horrie seems to have disappeared as well.

We really are farked now.

I think you brought on a flounce.

I think you may be right. Which is shit on my part given the dearth of posts this month.

Although "flounce" is probably harsh. I think he's on a time out contemplating his navel.

Probably believes the polls and reading books on assisted suicide

no shortage of assistants on offer

Hehehe.

Bradman wrote:Probably believes the polls and reading books on assisted suicide

But the polls suggest a Pinko win and h is very much a Pinko, so he'd be laughing.

Or are you suggesting the polls are narrowing, thus h's concern??

Hope not I've got money riding on this, let it be thus.

embee wrote:no shortage of assistants on offer

so it would seem ... have the knowledge and requisites for dui when the time is right.

skully wrote:

Bradman wrote:Probably believes the polls and reading books on assisted suicide

But the polls suggest a Pinko win and h is very much a Pinko, so he'd be laughing.

Or are you suggesting the polls are narrowing, thus h's concern??

Meh .. this election is a snorefest between a simultaneous interpreting Happy Clapper and a CIA plant.

To be frank I would put up with (but still loathe) a win by the Happy Clapper provided the following brown shirts lose their seats:

Onward Christian Soldiers and Young Asian Woman Exploiter (Fat George),

the Invisible Minister for the Environment (Price),

The bog standard multi millionaire ex copper Spudhead

The Mad Monk.

Gre Ghunt

Josh Freakyburg.

Good to see you, h!!!

A CIA plant you say???

And if those Libs lose their seats then the Blue Boys a re clearly doomed.

Well fat George is fine unfortch. Though the polls are all over the shop.

Bradman wrote:Well fat George is fine unfortch.  Though the polls are all over the shop.

George is a grotesque human being. You can find redeeming features in most pollies. You can find some semblance of humanity in even the worst. I really struggle with the likes of George.

Can't disagree, h.

Too much influence allied with too little intelligence.

Sounds like a common politician malady.

On track for about 700 posts again this month. Dire.