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Post by mynah Fri 26 Jun 2009, 07:52

A lighthearted one, seeing it's Friday...

To start off:

Back spasm and hayfever
Narcolepsy and diarrhoea
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Post by tac Fri 26 Jun 2009, 08:03

I had broken rib and a cold . . . every sneeze and cough was agony
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Post by mynah Fri 26 Jun 2009, 08:07

tac wrote:I had broken rib and a cold . . . every sneeze and cough was agony
Ow, I was just going to put that up! The back spasm and hayfever has been torturing me for the past few days... suicide
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Post by taipan Fri 26 Jun 2009, 08:10

How the hell do you get hayfever when the temperature is zero?
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Post by tac Fri 26 Jun 2009, 08:11

I could feel the sneezes coming on and just ahd to sit and endure it . . . I found holding my nose between the finger and thumb lessened to intensity . .you might try it
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Post by PeterCS Fri 26 Jun 2009, 08:26

1. Paranoia and forumming

2. Diarrhoea and priapism. You wouldn't know if you were coming or going.
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Post by mynah Fri 26 Jun 2009, 09:14

Paralysis and scabies...
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Post by Merlin Fri 26 Jun 2009, 09:19

Circumcision and Polyuria

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Post by mynah Fri 26 Jun 2009, 09:44

Merlin wrote:Circumcision and Polyuria
A guy I knew got stung badly by a bee when he got off his bike and lifted one leg over another. For the next week, he said, he couldn't dare drinking even one beer...
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Post by JKLever Fri 26 Jun 2009, 11:03

A nasty cough and a raging headache are bad enough...
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Post by mynah Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:28

A friend of mine once broke his wrist, and then got gout under the cast... affraid
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Post by Zat Sun 28 Jun 2009, 09:18

Extending sympathy to all women with nymphomania and vaginismus

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Post by Zat Sun 28 Jun 2009, 09:21

and to all sufferers of dwarfism with smelly feet.

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Post by taipan Mon 29 Jun 2009, 08:04

mynah wrote:A friend of mine once broke his wrist, and then got gout under the cast... affraid

From lack of exercise?
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Post by PeterCS Mon 29 Jun 2009, 08:50

Zat wrote:Extending sympathy to all women with nymphomania and vaginismus

Let's open this out, and empathize with all men enjoying sex mania and erectile dysfunction at the same time.

Or all the farkin s0ftc0cks, as certain forummers here might put it.
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Post by Bradman Mon 29 Jun 2009, 08:57

Or elephantitis and PE.
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Post by skully Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:21

Erm, death and ... anything. columbo
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Post by PeterCS Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:12

Taxes.
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