Re: Chappaquiddick Ted dead

by Merlin Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:12

taipan wrote:

More likely out of whatshername?

Monica Lewinsky, thought I was losing my memory there.

Well, okay.
A decent replacement for a humidifier, I grant you.

But methinks Monica came on the scene much much later than the Oirish mafia.

** Cue for a smartarse comment **

by Allan D Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:13

If only Monica hadn't dribbled down her dress, Bill would have been in the clear! drool

by Merlin Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:15

Bingo.

by taipan Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:16

Allan D wrote:If only Monica hadn't dribbled down her dress, Bill would have been in the clear!

So Bill was a footballer?

by Merlin Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:17

yeah.
Played for Millwall last night.
Dirty ba**ard

by Allan D Wed 26 Aug 2009, 18:24

Merlin wrote:yeah.
Played for Millwall last night.
Dirty ba**ard

Congratulations, M, for the perfect (and most amusing) segue, admittedly via Monica & Bill, of what must be the two most boring and totally unsurprising news stories of the decade (both unfortunately occurring on the same day):

"Another Kennedy bites the dust"

&

"West Ham & Millwall fans give each other a kicking."

by PeterCS Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:56

Allan - I don't suppose your "blowing the whistle" was a deliberate pun? Embarassed

by Allan D Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:16

PeterCS wrote: "De Mortuis Nihil Nisi Bonum" and all that.

The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar

Wm Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" Act III. Sc.ii.

by Allan D Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:17

PeterCS wrote:Allan - I don't suppose your "blowing the whistle" was a deliberate pun?

No, but it should have been. naughty

by Lara Lara Laughs Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:25

Allan D wrote:Joe Kennedy Sr - Serial Rapist, Bootlegger, Insider Trader, Mafia Supporter, Anti-Semite, Hitler Lover, lobotomised his own daughter

Joe Kennedy Jr - Serial Rapist, Anti-Semite, killed by his own recklessness not enemy action.

JFK - Serial Rapist, Election Rigger, Mafia Moll Lover, illegally funded secret war in Laos, first sent US combat troops to Vietnam.

RFK - Serial Rapist, Joe McCarthy supporter, Crime Scene Destroyer, Marilyn Mo.

EFK - College Cheat, Serial Rapist, Alcoholic, Bad Driver, IRA Supporter, Wind Farm Hater, Mary Jo.

Need one say more?

RIP.

You're a joke.

by DJ_Smerk Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:31

I don't want another American Election Thread. Save it for the real thing...

by Allan D Thu 27 Aug 2009, 00:33

Who set up Frank Gifford? The ****** Kennedys!"
"No, no--"

...I had sex with Marilyn in my rocket ship
Jack Kennedy, oh ho
Mr. President

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do--" (splash)

I'm rich, and it's great
I hang around and I wake up late
I'm a Kennedy

Ich bin ein
Ich bin ein Berliner
And we're doin' fine
Seven thousand relatives are waitin' in line

It's the Kennedys, oh ho
It's the Kennedys, oh ho
It's the Kennedys, Kennedys, Kennedys, Kennedys

Denis Leary, F**k the Kennedys.

by skully Thu 27 Aug 2009, 03:55

Harmless thread turned in typical FB quality. Cool

by taipan Thu 27 Aug 2009, 07:15

Lara Lara Laughs wrote:

You're a joke.

After a months deliberation since her last post, Laura comes up with this gem.

I can scarcely wait for next months contribution.

by Zat Thu 27 Aug 2009, 07:19

You missed an apostrophe.

by lardbucket Thu 27 Aug 2009, 07:22

So much hate ...

by taipan Thu 27 Aug 2009, 07:23

So little time

by G.Wood Thu 27 Aug 2009, 07:26

taipan wrote:
Lara Lara Laughs wrote:

You're a joke.

After a months deliberation since her last post, Laura comes up with this gem.

I can scarcely wait for next months contribution.

To be fair, it was a marked improvement on her previous posts so the month was put to good use.

by Allan D Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:16

G.Wood wrote:
taipan wrote:
Lara Lara Laughs wrote:

You're a joke.

After a months deliberation since her last post, Laura comes up with this gem.

I can scarcely wait for next months contribution.

To be fair, it was a marked improvement on her previous posts so the month was put to good use.

TBF, I think "she" is a "he" flower

by PeterCS Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:28

Where is the love?

by Brass Monkey Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:29

There's a lovely little place just off the A6. They even have midgets

by PeterCS Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:35

And mozzies too?

by Brass Monkey Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:36

Don't Aussie it up, the forking thunderqunt.

by taipan Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:39

Brass Monkey wrote:There's a lovely little place just off the A6. They even have midgets

Midget tossing allowed?

by Merlin Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:40

Only with well manicured fingernails.

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