Re: Got to love Swanny

by JKLever Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:38

Yeah, it would seem the sort of thing that would take 2 or more days for the H man to come up with.

'I know let's rip on a guy whose nickname is 'chin' about his chin, damn i'm good'

by PeterCS Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:53

Swann is to character, what Dairy Milk is to pints of cowjuice.

by PeterCS Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:55

Personally, I find Horace's comments quite droll.

If partly in the way Danny says Very Happy

(American cinema/advertisement voiceover:
"Horace - on the Poms: taking Bitterness to a whole noo level ..." Smile

by Brass Monkey Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:01

Droll? It's obvious dross of such a lack of calibre that I actually fart better crud in the bath.

by PeterCS Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:04

Do you take a net into the bath with you?

No, the downside of H's bile production company is the occasional persistence of the fan. ~ Scorn is best done economically.

by Brass Monkey Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:16

PeterCS wrote:Do you take a net into the bath with you?

No, the downside of H's bile production company is the occasional persistence of the fan. ~ Scorn is best done economically.

Yeah, but it's directly proportional to the weight of shit. By my reckoning it's 1 part scorn to 40 parts of his shit. Hence, I'm actually well within that ratio.

by Henry Wed 17 Nov 2010, 12:02

From Twitter today-

Swannyg66

"It's nice having finny on tour. How else could we keep up with how the mind of a twelve year old girl works"

Laughing

by lardbucket Mon 22 Nov 2010, 08:42

Brass Monkey wrote:... Swann hasn't improved much since I was pushing his cause 7 years ago but we've had a glimpse at the difference already. Ashley Giles was a limp piece of lettuce, uncomplicated, limited load of utter filth who shouldn't even have made the Bang or Zim sides - but he was a nice bloke so that's all OK for picking him. Then there's Gareth Batty, Shaun Udal, Ian Blackwell - a list of sincere filth. Fletcher was a bubble-creating qunt.

ah, good times. Thankfully Gravy were selecting for England; not Danny.

by Blackadder Mon 22 Nov 2010, 08:48

Henry wrote:From Twitter today-

Swannyg66

"It's nice having finny on tour. How else could we keep up with how the mind of a twelve year old girl works"

So Swann is saying Finn is a Paedophile? affraid

by Guest Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:10

Blackadder wrote:
Henry wrote:From Twitter today-

Swannyg66

"It's nice having finny on tour. How else could we keep up with how the mind of a twelve year old girl works"

So Swann is saying Finn is a Paedophile?

I think the fact that someone using the words "twelve year old girl" in a sentence makes you think of paedophilia says more about you than Finn.

by PeterCS Mon 22 Nov 2010, 19:38

by punit_cricket Mon 22 Nov 2010, 19:47

yeah, swann has developed alot!

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