Things which are of no interest to anyone else

No, I had my piles removed.

I noticed you and nigel were no longer "united" . . .

hahahahahahaha!

Demelza wrote:No, I had my piles removed.

You can't tell from the photo

I tucked them in my navy blues for that photo.

Demelza wrote:No, I had my piles removed.

She lent them to me. I photographed them for my avatar.

Demelza wrote:I tucked them in my navy blues for that photo.

Isn't that what taipan does before he she goes out for the night

Poor Nigel . . . .

I didn't realise you knew him that well!

tac PMed me (before he lost privileges obviously)

Maybe it goes with the territory of being named Nigel...but it seems to me that being given that name from birth consigns the name owner to a life of unrequited cyber space feelings for Dem and tac

Talking about PMs . . . tac and I have behaved ourselves for ages now . . . haven't we, big nose?

teehee at timing of dem post

horace, mega plans afoot for your forthcoming centenary celebrations?

Demelza wrote:horace, mega plans afoot for your forthcoming centenary celebrations?

groan...in the immoratl words of Charlie brown, "good grief"

no mega celebrations planned at the nursing home...I am expecting a telegram from Queenie advising me on my 100th to "get ****** horrie"...beyond that I am hoping for an upgarde of the my wheelchair to being turbo charged

Yes, I can just imagine all that!

Good night

I've just applied to be a male escort. Probably beats working in Sainsbury's.

Cor, that was a boring three minutes. Still, that's what one gets for mainly reading EH, Dem, Garry and horrie over the last few pages.

One to avoid. May as well have been counting the dots on the ceiling.

Demelza wrote:Talking about PMs . . . tac and I have behaved ourselves for ages now . . . haven't we, big nose?

Dem, Dem, Dem. Begging is so unbecoming of a fair maiden.

Just be secure in the knowledge that a butcher's bone is all that's important.

Brass Monkey wrote:Cor, that was a boring three minutes. Still, that's what one gets for mainly reading EH, Dem, Garry and horrie over the last few pages.

One to avoid. May as well have been counting the dots on the ceiling.

Fair point but with respect, for average-and-over people, the clue is in the thread title.

BTW Why are there dots on the ceiling of your sordid little bedsit? Dubious stains of indeterminate origin?

BM and his ceiling looking down on this thread ?
Phooey.

For dinner I succumbed to the dark side (am I allowed to say that now?) and ate KFC.

Speaking of sacrilicious, I just listened to Joan Sutherland singing Ave Maria. She was so amazing it almost converted me. Tears in my eyes stuff.
What a voice and she's an Aussie.

Everybody has their cross to bear.

Quisque comoedum est.

Bathurst is on tomorrow. Huzzah.

Is Tander on pole? Go Holden.