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CBER may quit cos he's a soft cheat

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Post by Invader Zim Sun 29 Nov 2009, 11:27

"I am 37 years old and I can't chuck as much as those days because I get tired after 15-16 overs. But I will try and play a little bit of one-day cricket - that's only 10 overs to chuck. If I find everything is not going well I might retire from both forms of the game before the World Cup, or I might not. I'm basically an attention seeking whore.

Everything depends on how much my body can take. In Test cricket it's a little bit harder because I have always been a threat to other sides by cheating [but] at the moment it's not looking like that because others are playing me well. I think I made the right decision to retire from Test cricket at the end of the West Indies series next year because I'm basically a disgrace to game of cricket.

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Post by Basil Sun 29 Nov 2009, 12:19

He's been rumbled - I haven't looked it up, but I bet his strike in the last year or two is no better than most other spinners currently playing.
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Post by LeFromage Sun 29 Nov 2009, 15:36

Does this mean Swanny will now ascend to his rightful place as the best off-spinner in world cricket?
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Post by DJ_Smerk Sun 29 Nov 2009, 15:37

Not before Gentle Benn, Jay.
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Post by LeFromage Sun 29 Nov 2009, 15:54

Can he bowl with his other arm, then?

Perhaps he should try it out in a game, as the slow lefties aren't working out for him...
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Post by furriner Sun 29 Nov 2009, 15:59

I can see the headlines. Murali Chucks ...It In. Murali Bends ....Before Time. Murali Throws..It Away..

And so on.
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Post by LeFromage Sun 29 Nov 2009, 16:01

Murali elbow-flexed out of cricket.
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Post by DJ_Smerk Sun 29 Nov 2009, 16:15

Murali throws in the towel. Warne drifts it on middle and it dries up the runs.
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Post by Basil Sun 29 Nov 2009, 18:33

Looking forward to the Murali tribute thread when he does eventually give it away Cool
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Post by tac Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:49

would that be a dis-tribute thread?
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Post by JGK Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:11

No chance before he gets to 800 wickets.

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Post by Bradman Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:15

No chance before he gets to 800 wickets*.
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Post by horace Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:21

Dello wrote:Does this mean Swanny will now ascend to his rightful place as the best off-spinner in world cricket?

both off spin and chins in crisis
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Post by skully Mon 30 Nov 2009, 03:20

Love the picture Dickinfo chose to run with the story. Then again, you'd be hard pressed to find one that doesn't include a kink in the elbow.
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