What a despicable sell out...

After heroically holding out against joining the world of vacuous dipshittery that the rest of you inhabit, I've finally had to relent and today bought a mobile phone.

Disgusted with myself.

My bank's fault. They've got a new "brilliant" security feature for their online banking that requires you to enter a one-off code for every fugging transaction that they send you via SMS (or whatever you despicable sell outs call it).

I'll be spray tanning next...

despibable Jay?

Just tried saying it out loud % can't stop sniggering

too slow editing

I thought you had cashed in and passed FB on to Microsoft.

or the BCCI

commiserations...the loathing in Oz for bankers is almost universal...i expect the mongrels here will pick up on that scam soon

Growler wrote:despibable Jay?

Just tried saying it out loud % can't stop sniggering

Despibable is beyond despicable. It's like despicable to the max.

almost indescribably despicable . . .

and as I was typing, the cleaning lady what was just elevator door outside my office, just bent low and ripped off a farking pearler . . . despibable to the max!

I think you mean indesbribably.

Its the same here horace. I'd sooner have a pint with someone who committed unnatural acts with goats than "masters of the universe" as they were once known.

(> tac : )

I presume you mean fart and not g-string.

tac wrote:and as I was typing, the cleaning lady what was just elevator door outside my office, just bent low and ripped off a farking pearler . . . despibable to the max!

Your mum trying to tidy the basement again?

either or, Petey, either or . . .

Dello wrote:

tac wrote:and as I was typing, the cleaning lady what was just elevator door outside my office, just bent low and ripped off a farking pearler . . . despibable to the max!

Your mum trying to tidy the basement again?

You know I have furry's missus come around and do that . . . .

Mrs Furry sounds like she needs to be introduced to Mr Depilatory.

Noice . . . and she's not even a saffie . . . .

horace wrote:commiserations...the loathing in Oz for bankers is almost universal...i expect the mongrels here will pick up on that scam soon

Westpac has ...

pity Chifley was unsuccessful in his efforts to nationalise the banks in the 40s

So Jay, did you take the forum's esteemed advice in the mobile phones thread that was doing the rounds a while back?

Did I balls.

Just a functional, not too crap phone. I'm determined not to enjoy it in the slightest.

So I'll probably upgrade to an IPhone in about a month...

The vibrate function is good though eh?

I guess you have experience of talking out of your arse Spang so you thought you would try it literally eh?

Must you go on about his ring tone?

Aye,

slightly embarrassing trip to A&E after I did it though.

I had to say I swallowed it and just shat it out...