The Despicable David Warner Thread

[eowyn]

I disapprove of his despicable attitude/acts.
I disapprove of the "faces" he puts on when he commits his despicable acts.
I especially find the tatty bit of bum fluff he sports on his upper lip despicable.

I also dislike his little Aussie Minion followers.

[Brass Monkey]

I'm quite liking Warner so far.

[eowyn]

Each to his own.

He's one of those people I just can't like.

[Red]

Each to his own.

He's one of those people I just can't like.

I'm with you there even if it is unpatriotic or heresy to admit this. He is a prized, loose-lipped bogan.

[tricycle]

He's what happened when King Kong and Naomi Watts were together. Unfortunately took more after his father....

[PeterCS]

For many, it's all about performance.

[beamer]

He's a qunt, but you'd want him on your side (when in form).

[skully]

[DJ_Smerk]

[Brass Monkey]

that bloke looks a massive git..  Sort of a foppish drunkard. Good attempt at the wind up though

[PeterCS]

Alan Partridge?

I preferred Billy Cooper playing the Rocky Theme when David came in to bat at Old Trafford two years ago. Subtler.

Apparently he played the "Dad's Army" theme at some point today. Almost Wagnerian in its allusiveness and cruelty.

[lardbucket]

I cannot see the word 'despicable' without thinking of Daffy Duck.

True.

[Fred Nerk]

I absolutely agree re the 'mo', although Dennis Armfield's is still (marginally) worse.

'Despicable Dave' may have legs...

[lardbucket]

Just call him Daffy, especially when he gets a duck.

[spangler]

:lol:

Straussy's commentary is the worst thing in that clip.
Who uses the word 'lad' ? Prick

[Fred Nerk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWaYt1XhqYw

The lute player bears a frightening resemblance....and is about the right height

[PeterCS]

Was that Pixie Lott's debut?

[skully]

I don't think there's any doubt that Warner is a massive cock, probably both off and on the field. But when he peels off brilliant match-winning Test tons, he could be Hitler and Osama's love child and it wouldn't matter to me.

[Bradman]

I have to disagree with her description of him in thread title. Way too many letters.

[eowyn]

So good to see I'm not the only one who feels the same displeasure at having to look at him. I just know he'd be a Britain First supporter if he was "English".

[horace]

agree he is dethpicable as in D Duck's description.

behind only the clotto and haddit in the loathsome stakes...he needs to make some scores..

as for the pomgolians, now that Mr Chinhead and Prior have gone Broad stands head and shoulders above as the most dethpithed and dethpicable of the current poms

[tricycle]

Stokes is a lippier c*nt than most pornstars.

[lardbucket]

Aye, him and Jimmeh.

[Brass Monkey]

Not Jimmsy, not so far in this series, or ever again should you choose to believe him. Stokes is a thunderqunt

[LeFromage]

Not Jimmsy, not so far in this series, or ever again should you choose to believe him. Stokes is a thunderqunt

Jimmsy said that the lovely England boys invited the Aussies to have a beer with them after the first Test (a warm and fuzzy tradition they'd debuted against NZ, with warm and fuzzy results). The Aussies told them to f*ck off.

I can't imagine Jimmsy's haircut will take that lying down.

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