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Post by Basil Wed 11 Aug 2010, 00:23

Dominic Cork for me - I would have to beat him senseless. Wouldn't take much actually.
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Post by JKLever Wed 11 Aug 2010, 00:25

Kamran Akmal. Wouldn't shut up.

Not a Cork fan then eh Bas?
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Post by Basil Wed 11 Aug 2010, 00:43

Corky - bless! punchable face, whiny voice! - yep I'd thump him.
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Post by Mick Sawyer Wed 11 Aug 2010, 01:01

Basil wrote:Dominic Cork for me - I would have to beat him senseless. Wouldn't take much actually.

So why would that be a bad thing Bas?
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Post by PeterCS Wed 11 Aug 2010, 01:02

Think you're tough eh, big guy?

He might have Robbie W in there with him - then where would you be?


For me it would have to be either Planet Haydos, Tino Best or one of the more insufferable born-again Saffies.
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Post by Mick Sawyer Wed 11 Aug 2010, 01:05

insufferable born-again Saffies

On track there Pete.
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Post by DJ_Smerk Wed 11 Aug 2010, 01:21

Basil wrote:Corky - bless! punchable face, whiny voice! - yep I'd thump him.


Finally we agree on something. A strange day to do so considering the Pears and Dragons are going at it in Gogland.


Yeah, I can't stand the man.
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Post by skully Wed 11 Aug 2010, 01:21

Andrew Hilditch. Now there's a punchable face.
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Post by DJ_Smerk Wed 11 Aug 2010, 01:22

Merlin and Ricky Ponting.
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Post by Hass Wed 11 Aug 2010, 01:24

Mike Gatting.

I fear he might consider me a potential meal if we are in there for more than one day.

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Post by JKLever Wed 11 Aug 2010, 01:33

Very Happy

When I got the tube to get to Lords for the Bangla test, the only other guy in my carriage was Mike Gatting.
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Post by Basil Wed 11 Aug 2010, 01:36

DJ_Smerk wrote:
Basil wrote:Corky - bless! punchable face, whiny voice! - yep I'd thump him.


Finally we agree on something. A strange day to do so considering the Pears and Dragons are going at it in Gogland.

Peggy gave gave your boys a bit of a battering!
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Post by Henry Wed 11 Aug 2010, 08:22

JKLever wrote: Very Happy

When I got the tube to get to Lords for the Bangla test, the only other guy in my carriage was Mike Gatting.

Did you strike up a conversation?

Something like- "Hey Mike, why are you so f*cking fat?" would have been a good one.
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Post by Jontyh Wed 11 Aug 2010, 09:19

..if a tad offensive.
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Post by Hass Wed 11 Aug 2010, 09:52

Henry wrote:
JKLever wrote: Very Happy

When I got the tube to get to Lords for the Bangla test, the only other guy in my carriage was Mike Gatting.

Did you strike up a conversation?

Something like- "Hey Mike, why are you so f*cking fat?" would have been a good one.

Surely he just would have channelled his inner Eddo Brandes and said:

"Because every time I F*** your wife she gives me a biscuit!"

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Post by JKLever Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:31

I was struck by how muich more and more he is looking like Henry the 8th these days... he's actually a shortarse with a waddly walk.
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Post by skully Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:34

JKLever wrote:I was struck by how muich more and more he is looking like Henry the 8th these days... he's actually a shortarse with a waddly walk.
Which is different to how he looked when he played how?
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Post by Jontyh Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:37

Quite. If he wore a ruff collar, dyed his hair and beard ginger and told the pope to f*ck off you'd never know the difference.
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Post by Nath Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:50

Merv
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Post by skully Wed 11 Aug 2010, 10:58

Espesh after he's had a good curry for lunch.
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Post by Josh Carney Thu 12 Aug 2010, 06:35

Merv Hughes, looks like he is capabale of 15 litres of hydrogen sulphide at will.

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Post by skully Thu 12 Aug 2010, 06:51

I think you'll find numerous Aussie cricketers who can confirm that assertion.
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Post by Merlin Thu 12 Aug 2010, 10:47

Inzaman ul Haq and/or wotisname Cosgrove.

You'd never squeeze out past either of them.

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Post by JKLever Thu 12 Aug 2010, 17:14

skully wrote:
JKLever wrote:I was struck by how muich more and more he is looking like Henry the 8th these days... he's actually a shortarse with a waddly walk.
Which is different to how he looked when he played how?

Jontyh wrote:Quite. If he wore a ruff collar, dyed his hair and beard ginger and told the pope to f*ck off you'd never know the difference.

Meh, he looked like if he put on a few pounds he 'might' look like him - now he farkin does!
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Post by Guest Sat 14 Aug 2010, 12:17

Harmison. Within 1 minute I would be apoplectically livid with his atom sized heart.

He'd probably be crying in the foetal position in a pool of his own shít and pïss within 2 minutes. Even if the lift was in his own house.

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