So Smerks, how was Vegas?

Welcome back, man. How was the trip?

Yeah it was wicked

Won an almighty $2 - then got greedy and lost it all.

I'm not a big time gambler.

The heat was sick - a little welsh man in a big ball of fiery sin.

Did you come back with anything you need to see a doctor about?

No, I wasn't bumraped, bas.

You're safe there.

Hehehe, well played, Smerks.

DJ_Smerk wrote:No, I wasn't bumraped, bas.

You're safe there.

d'ja getta root smerkle?

Doubtful ...No sheep in Nevada

Mick Sawyer wrote:

DJ_Smerk wrote:No, I wasn't bumraped, bas.

You're safe there.

d'ja getta root smerkle?

He went to Las Vegas, not New Zealand.

Banjos. Always thinking about their d!cks - or should that be "thinking with their d!cks"?

skully wrote:Banjos. Always thinking about their d!cks - or should that be "thinking with their d!cks"?

Never certain when I move from one phase to the next.

I still wanna hear from smerkle.

DJ_Smerk wrote:Yeah it was wicked

Won an almighty $2 - then got greedy and lost it all.

I'm not a big time gambler.

The heat was sick - a little welsh man in a big ball of fiery sin.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47790000/jpg/_47790591_tuffers_get766.jpg

Speaking of Vegas, I watched a bit of the World Series of Poker Main Event last night.

Amazingly, Jeff Fenech was on the televised table against, including others, 2 time world Poker champ, Johnny Chan.

Needless to say, Fenech came across as a git while Chan ate him alive.

Still, it would have been pretty cool to sit at a Poker table in Vegas and say " I fought for a world title just down the road". When Fenech said it was against Azumah Nelson, Johnny Chan's response of "wow, he was a great fighter" almost earnt him a right cross from across the table.

Mick Sawyer wrote:

DJ_Smerk wrote:No, I wasn't bumraped, bas.

You're safe there.

d'ja getta root smerkle?

Nah no rooting I'm afraid. American's are far too dull.

DJ_Smerk wrote:

Mick Sawyer wrote:

DJ_Smerk wrote:No, I wasn't bumraped, bas.

You're safe there.

d'ja getta root smerkle?

Nah no rooting I'm afraid. American's are far too dull.

Does that mean they were too difficult to distract whilst you slipped something in their drink?

Go on G. Wood, tell him how it's done.

The lad shouldn't be let loose without being told some of these essential life lessons.

American's are far too dull.

ah, smerkle. Dull they may be (this wasn't a question about marrying one or moving there btw) but the girls are electric f*cks.

Mick Sawyer wrote:

American's are far too dull.

ah, smerkle. Dull they may be (this wasn't a question about marrying one or moving there btw) but the girls are electric f*cks.

In vegas they are probably coin operated and all

One American chap asked me - "Do they have lie ins, in The Wales".


I thought....

Maybe he said "Lions" in a strong American accent?

well he's heard about the amount of time you all spend in t'pit . . .

Not any more, there are no pits left in The Rhondda.

t'pit - he wasn't familiar with Northern England dialect, let alone, British-English.


American's don't realise that Wales - like England, Scotland and Norn Ireland, is a Western constitution.

We have everything they have - but on a far poorer and smaller scale.

like Newport . . .

tac wrote:like Newport . . .

Well quite...