The Ryder Cup

Cricket relevance = absolute zero

But where's your money?

Mine is on Europe: 15 - 13

I think this is the first time Tiger has played outside the US since the affairs were revealed and his marriage broke down?

Wouldn't be surprised if there's an incident involving him and the galleries at some stage or another.

why should there be?

some odd selections made by monty, but the Euros should win this

Trev's hoping for another bad week for black sportsmen . . .

sage...mudgee never lets up

I really doubt he would receive adverse comment from the galleries...tigers' major worry is his lack of form.

Henry wrote:I think this is the first time Tiger has played outside the US since the affairs were revealed and his marriage broke down?

Wouldn't be surprised if there's an incident involving him and the galleries at some stage or another.

Was the British Open held in Albuquerque this year?

{snigger}

Was watching a Simpsons Halloween special tonight and in an ET themed bit Bart "adopted" the slavering Kodos who was in a back shed, ET style. When Marge questioned his presence on Earth and his motives, he immediately went for the "It's because I'm Jewish, isn't it?" defence. Marge's reflex reaction "some of my best friends are Jewish."

I'll be dealing with the Corporates of the Ryder Cup tomorrow.

spreading goodwill or just your buttcheeks?

DJ_Smerk wrote:I'll be dealing with the Corporates of the Ryder Cup tomorrow.

What exactly will you be doing?
Hope you've sobered up

G.Wood wrote:

DJ_Smerk wrote:I'll be dealing with the Corporates of the Ryder Cup tomorrow.

What exactly will you be doing?
Hope you've sobered up

I was sober when I made the Red/KP comment, Woody.

Also, I've finished University - incase you wondered.

And tac - why do you have an obsession with butts?

So you're an event girl then

DJ_Smerk wrote:tac - why do you have an obsession with butts?

tac is Sir Mix-a-lot

That's close enough to the truth . . .

Miguel Angel Jimenez could pass as as Ryan Sidebottom's double

Apparently the septics are sooking because smerk didn't mow the rough short enough

Smerky must have sold his sheep to tac.

for a magic bean?

That's you in the bobble hat, isn't it smerk?

Europe in in 3 of the fourballs - early days though. The weather is absolutely dire.

Basil wrote:Europe in in 3 of the fourballs - .

Eh?

FFS, what does it take for Tiger Woods to show a bit more humility? Swearing near the mics, spitting.....